Creative ways to get arrested

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Necromancer14
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Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:13 pm
Necromancer14 says... · Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:13 pm
This forum is simple. You just post the funniest, most creative ways to break the law you can think of.

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Attempt to rob a bank with squirt guns and water balloons.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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spunkyspacekitty
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Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:12 pm
spunkyspacekitty says... · Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:12 pm
Um, well in Florida, you can be arrested for “continually farting in a classroom”
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Necromancer14
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Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:15 pm
Necromancer14 says... · Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:15 pm
Wait seriously??
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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spunkyspacekitty
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Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:58 pm
spunkyspacekitty says... · Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:58 pm
Yes seriously
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Hkumar
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Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:02 pm
Hkumar says... · Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:02 pm
Go to a cop and ask him if you could take his daughter out on a date.
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Necromancer14
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Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:05 pm
Necromancer14 says... · Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:05 pm
@Hkumar LOL.

Hack into important government websites and change all the settings to make the design pink.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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spunkyspacekitty
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Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:32 pm
spunkyspacekitty says... · Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:32 pm
Say all lives matter in front of a black cop
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Necromancer14
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Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:08 pm
Necromancer14 says... · Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:08 pm
...or say black lives matter in front of a racist cop.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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spunkyspacekitty
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Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:44 pm
spunkyspacekitty says... · Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:44 pm
Either one works
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Necromancer14
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Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:36 pm
Necromancer14 says... · Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:36 pm
Running around randomly, shooting a machine gun into the sky and screaming swear words.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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Hkumar
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Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:33 pm
Hkumar says... · Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:33 pm
Going around coughing in public without wearing a mask.
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spunkyspacekitty
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Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:19 pm
spunkyspacekitty says... · Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:19 pm
Singing indoors
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Necromancer14
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Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:38 pm
Necromancer14 says... · Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:38 pm
Singing indoors... in a LIBRARY
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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Stellarjay
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Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:00 pm
Stellarjay says... · Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:00 pm
Playing Russian Roulette with a gun you stole from a russian soldier.
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izzywidgeon
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Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:07 pm
izzywidgeon says... · Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:07 pm
Dressing up as a banana and laying in the street so that people can slip on you.
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