Steel Wool in My Socks

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The carrot said to the walrus: "Forward the sausage!"

Everyone says so!

Chicks are like puppies on incubators!

The scarecrow knows...
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This is better poetry than some of the stuff on the poetry forums... O_o
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But the walrus denies the existence of the paper shredder!

Woe to the empire!




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I think this is literally beyond comprehension.

Congrats!




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Hmm.
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You're WRONG!

The giraffes don't eat icecream on Wednesdays!

Therefore, I have discounted your statement that this little piggy went to market.

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Yes, but you have to take into account how long it took to deliver the expired mayonnaise.




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Well, if you say it like that...
Then the cabbage will NOT have been purple, it'd have been CHARTREUSE!




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Ah, but is it not also that the bats fly red into pudding?
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