How would you take over the world?

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Trust me, if Vixen wanted to go there she could arrive before you can blink. (She travels at the speed of light.) Also, she's not a "random person." she's the most powerful character I've ever come up with in my life. By far. And she's a villainess.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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By eating bats o_O
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How would that let you take over the world? Is there magic in food poisoning?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Not food poisoning but yeah you will spread a deadly virus, start a pandemic, get all countries under lockdown and destroy the global economy.
Then you get a chance of doing a fresh start.
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lol...

I still I like my idea better.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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CHICKENS!

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Three steps to take over, and rule, the entire world

First: Gain EVERYONE's respect (Whether I have money or not)

Second: Easily become the ruler of a small country, then make it the best and most prosperous country in the world

Third: Convince other rulers of other countries to swear loyalty to me

Voila! I am the ruler of the world!
I have a lot of time on my hands. . .
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fairy powers :P

lol and im grey-ace so my brother @CaseyDiamonds thinks im already halfway there just because of that fact XD
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The world doesn't deserve me taking it over.
bleh?




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convince everyone that deathcap mushrooms are a delicacy.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I second @Hkumar's answer definitely a chicken army.
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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@Hkumar I see your chicken army and I raise you one pig army.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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We all know fish make the world go round.

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"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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With the power of friendship.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

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I force everyone to read the grossest part of my book. While they are getting sick I will take over.



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