How would you take over the world?

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Trust me they have paperwork for a lot of things.
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*Sigh* I was hoping to escape all that stuff when I died... (Of course really I'm a christian so I'll be going to a different "underworld" that's much nicer.)
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Well that one has far worse paperwork. I checked in once. Ooof!!
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NoooOOOOOooooOO! I'll never get away from paperwork! *Sighs in defeat*
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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Well on the bright side we're the ones who have to fill it all in. You just have to sign in the right places.
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Oh. Well that's fine then. I was afraid I would have to make a whole portfolio.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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Naa...we have to do most of it. And occasionally we can streamline the process if you did enough notable good or bad things.
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What if I cause humankind to go extinct on purpose?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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We'd probably have to open a new branch somewhere. The place is crowded enough as it is.
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Oh. Well I was wondering if that would cause me to go to the fields of punishment without having to do paperwork or not.
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Probably not. They'll just drop you into Tartarus.
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bad idea. Tartarus would let me out.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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Nope he's much too scared of what I'd do to him.
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Lol he'd be in a predicament, then. Because I may not be able to beat him up but Vixen could and I would threaten him with her.
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I highly doubt that you could summon random people like that down to the underworld. At any rate even if you escape Tartarus you' still be dead and pretty much bored in a barren landscape with no humans left.
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