Would you rather...

No chores (I'm the type of person to do their homework in class while the teacher is explaining how to do it)

Would you rather suffocate or be eaten alive?

suffocate

Would you rather be accused of murder and get a life sentence in jail, or be exceedingly nauseated nonstop for the rest of your life?

Life sentence

Would you rather spend the rest of you life in a lunatic asylum or be dead?

lunatic asylum (If there's wifi.)

Would you rather have a boring dream or an interesting dream that's a nightmare?

A boring dream because I would probably forget it when I wake up.

Would you rather wear your pants backwards for a day or wear your shoes on the wrong feet for a day?

Shoes on wrong feet

Would you rather write a terrible book that you yourself don't like but becomes super popular and makes a bunch of money, or write a really good book that you yourself like but doesn't really catch on with the public.

Ooh, that's hard. I'd probably write a book that I myself really like rather than the public, and just read it to myself all the time. Plus, I bet at least someone will like it. It just might not be that many people.

Would you rather embarrass your friends, or have your friends embarrass you?

Probably have my friends embarrass me, though I really don't like either option :/

Would you rather eat a thousand chocolate-chip cookies baked by @Liberty or a thousand candy bars of your choice?

Okay we all know the answer to that one - my cookies, because I never burn my cookies and 50% of the time, they're chewy and yummy.

Would you rather have to read aloud every word you read or sing everything you say out loud?

Probably read every word I read aloud.

Would you rather have one pet cat or twenty pet cats?

(I'm getting strange delight at necro-posting after @Necromancer14 has left threads undisturbed for 1+ years)

I'd rather have 1 pet cat. 20 tew much.

Would you rather have to each pizza every day for the rest of your life or never be allowed to eat it again as long as you live?

There was a hot second in my life where I was eating pizza almost every day (gotta love low-income school lunches) so I'll go with that lol


Would you rather only listen to horrendously autotuned, technopop covers of your favorite song or never listen to the song again?

Never listen to that song again. It would be more painful to hear how they disgrace it.

Would you rather die in a shark attack or a heart attack, because your nightmare was so scary? The last words you think are associated.

I would die in a shark attack. At least, somebody, I can make full.

Would you rather climb all the stairs of the Eiffel Tower or climb down a flight of stairs into a deep diamond mine?

Climb up the Eiffel Tower. (I'm sorry mine, but I don't want to climb back up.)

Would you rather live in a shack with your loved ones or live alone in a mansion?