Would you rather...

Poetry. I’m much better at it.

Quickly imagine you have a dog.
Would you rather have your dog become a human for a day or you be your dog for a day?

Dog become human.

Would you rather have a fairly average income doing a job you love or a HUGE income doing a job you hate?

Normal income doing a job I love. Even that would be more money then I'm used to, and I couldn't work at a job I hate.

Would you rather have a special connection to a Unicorn or a Dragon?

A Dragon.

Would you rather live under a Liberal Dictatorship where there's an oligarchal hierarchy and no free elections, but we're free to be who we are and are respected as individuals by the government; or would you rather live an illiberal democracy, where the democratic process is noncorrupt, devoid of outside money, and is incredibly efficient in how it functions, but actively discourages individualism, censors free speech, plans the economy, and restricts economic freedom?

I guess it boils down to what you think is more important: liberty or democracy.

Both, but since I have to pick one, I'd say liberty.

Would you rather have to live in a zombie apocalypse world, or be slave to a super cruel owner in roman times?

Zombie apocalypse hands down.

Would you rather go with this or that? xD

Hm. I think I'll have to go with "that"

Would you rather have purple skin, or have scales? (they're both permanent)

Purple skin

Would you rather pass on or like to remain as a ghost?

I'd like to pass on. (I'm a Christian so that might explain my answer a tad XD)

Would you rather die of hunger or of being force fed till you explode?

Hunger

Would you rather take on a giant banana monster or a giant rubber duck?

giant banana monster. (I would eat him.)

Would you rather have no responsibilities and no privileges, or lots of responsibilities and lots of privileges.

No responsibilities and No privileges

Would you rather jump out of a crashing plane or jump out of a sinking ship?

Sinking ship! I know how to swim but still not got any wings to fly on my own.

Would you rather prefer spending time with your family on weekends or would you choose your friends to go out with.

Family

Would you rather eat expired chocolate or fresh brocolli?

expired chocolate (it doesn't actually taste that much different)

would you rather eat only vegetables and meats for a year, or only twinkies for a year?