Who Should Be the Next YWS President?

Let's cut the crap: Pat Buchanan is clearly the most experienced candidate.

Touchè. But Nate's left shoe would still make a better job than most of the options.

1. I don't know GoogleBot.
2. Who's freakforchrist?
3. Bartemius and Horace have terrible names. They must not be good.
4. Pat's an author. Eh, not the best.
5. Nate's Left Shoe? Have you seen it?
I'm going with the write-in.

Spoiler

I still have no idea who I'm going to choose.

*clears throat*

I believe freakforchrist has the experience necessary to rule over us! #Imwithfreak

Big Brother wrote:*clears throat*

George Orwell warned us about you. How about nope?

No love for Horace? Just because he doesn't have front-facing eyes doesn't mean he can't lead us to greatness!!

I've seen Nate's left shoe.

It wins.

Do I get an "I Voted" sticker? Can I update my Facebook status to tell my world that I voted?

Big Brother wrote:*clears throat*

I'm voting Big Brother. Yewisia needs to be protected from Emmanuel Goldstein.
#BBisBAE

AceOfPayds nominates @RadiantShadow as president.

@AceOfPayds Honored but definitely not xD

Google because it can be hacked and controlled by me

#poopy4prezzy

It's Birthday season, how can I not come out in full support of Horace?

Plus the last time freakforchrist and I went head to head, there was definitely some cheating involved. Nobody is that good while remaining that silent. His lack of bragging really disturbs me.