Ruin A Quote With Goats

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If you have to ask, “Is this goat?”, it probably is.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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You know that place between goat and goats, that place where you still remember bleating? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where I’ll be waiting.
— J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
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If lightning is the anger of the goats, then the goats are concerned mostly about trees. -Lao Tzu

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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"For a short space of time I remained at the window watching the goat lightnings that played above Mont Blanc and listening to the rushing of the goats, which pursued its noise way beneath. The same lulling sounds acted as a lullaby to my too keen sensations; when I placed my head upon my pillow, goats crept over me; I felt it as it came and blessed the giver of goats."
— Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
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Today is your day. You’re off to Great Goats, you’re off and away!
-Dr. Seuss

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your goat away, and in its place you can install a lovely bookcase on the wall.
Roald DAhl
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It is better to take goat does not belong to you than to let goat lie around neglected.
— Mark Twain

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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I have lived through goats, and now I think I have found what is needed for happiness. A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good... then rest, nature, books, music, love for one's goat - such is my idea of happiness.
— Leo Tolstoy
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Sometimes my goat just sounds like surrealistic fiction being sold on clearance at the goat store.
— J. G. Hammersmith

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Why do goats only rest in peace? Why don't goats live in peace too?
— Alison Billet
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses




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As if you were on fire from within. The goat lives in the lining of your skin.
— Pablo Neruda
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The world is your goat. Well, it’s my goat, but you can have some of it.
— Feltrix

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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See, we could have been called The Goat.
— Paul McCartney
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gonna be goat, i dont believe in the moon
— sheyren

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Goat is not an emotion. Goat is a promise.
— 12th Doctor
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There is no quiet. There is only Doc McStuffins.
— Ron Swanson