The Tavern [2]

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*brings Lysol over and helps*

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Can I help with the cleaning?
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u can mop da floor

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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All right!

*starts flash mobbing
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*turns up some tunes*

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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*everybody starts dancing, even the complaint box gorilla
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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*bops along pleased with themself that many people like*

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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*Now everybody dances, even the chairs and tables just like in some random Disney movie and somebody start to sing.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

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Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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*watches in silent perplexion*

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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*Ok, all right, back to work everybody!
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

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no u

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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I´m at work. Do you want a coffee? Or a tea?
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You get one guess lolol

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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One delicious tea with pepperoni roll flavour. Here you go. :D
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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this seems like an abomination but i am intrigued and also regret that i forgot to get the stuff when i was at the store bc now i want them again lol

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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