The Tavern [2]

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Of course. How many scoops?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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*tips the monkeys 50 rs*
Excellent service! I don't have bananas, but I think (and hope) you can get a good 2 kgs of it from the tip!!

Thank you!!
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Thank you very much! I hope you have an excellent day.

*Bows and the little monkey does the same.
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*wakes up with face on book in the alcove*
Wait...How long was I asleep??
*yells* Could someone be a dear and bring me a chai tea?




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Coming up.

*Runs into the kitchen. A monkey flies out of the kitchen and runs back. I come flying out of the kitchen and run back.

Excuse me, there are some small problems here.

*Five minutes later

Here you go, Miss, your chai tea.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Oh thank you! you are such a darling
*looks at mess the monkeys made*
Those monkeys are out of control! Do you need help cleaning up?




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No, no thank you. Enjoy your tea.

The monkeys are just a bit overworked because they worked all weekend. I'm giving them the rest of this week off.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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They deserve rest

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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5 scoops of caramel ice cream, please?




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Done! In a bowl or cone?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Good morning. The monkeys are now on vacation, so I´m here alone in the kitchen. It can take a while until some things are done. During this time, please enjoy our music!
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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mm i like this song

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Lalaaalalaaaaaa
(Warbles along with music)
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*bops head*

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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