The Tavern [2]

Nate · 2015-08-15T02:10:54Z

Eight years. Had it really been eight years? Eight years of serving milk, soda, and root beer floats? Nate wondered this, and many other things, as he shoved the key into the front door to unlock The Tavern. Situated on a long forgotten road in a long forgotten land, The Tavern had never really been much. A resting place for weary travelers, the occasional meeting area for a small group, and once the convention center for Orcs who enjoyed roleplaying as humans. In all those years, of course, he had never fixed the shingles or the floorboards. The former still leaked and the latter still creaked. But the customers still came, and he recently signed a distribution deal with Turkey Hill, which served the finest milk. The door now unlocked, he picked himself up through it and turned on the lights. After a brief interval of opening the windows, he put up a sign reading "Open: Serving Soda, Milk, and Juice!" Fast forward another couple years... Out of nowhere, Nate exclaimed, "This was the most liked work in December 2010!" A weary bar patron looked up from his root beer float. "What is the Literary Spotlight?" Nate shook his head, clearing the confusion from his mind. "Huh?" "I thought we were playing Jeopardy." "No, and that would still be wrong."

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Thu Feb 17, 2022 5:11 pm

NewHope says... · Thu Feb 17, 2022 5:11 pm

I’ve tried but no matter who much food I have… I’ll ring often if you want it. I have a charity you know. Food for the Hungry or “Food!”. Me being the hungry.

*Pats on the head like my other cat.* Who’s a good girl?

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Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:26 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:26 pm

Good evening folks.

Today we serve something called "Poor Knight" Anybody willing to try it out?

Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside

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Fri Feb 18, 2022 2:02 am

Shady says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 2:02 am

:eyes: what is it?

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Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:58 am

NewHope says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:58 am

I'm poor! And from Africa! I'll try...

Just remember everyone except for my portion we're all out!

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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:03 am

Shady says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:03 am

i feel like chaos coins are an acceptable form of payment

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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NewHope

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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:13 am

NewHope says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:13 am

Oh. I'm rich then.

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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:15 am

Shady says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:15 am

indeedly

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:16 am

NewHope says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:16 am

Maybe we should make sure with the barista?

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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:22 am

Shady says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:22 am

I'm the God of Randomosity. As I have spoken, so shall it be :triumph:

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:23 am

NewHope says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:23 am

I pay all my debts with Choas Coins and continue working. Two cookies a day for my pay.

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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:25 am

Shady says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:25 am

*nods*

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:28 am

NewHope says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:28 am

Thank you, God of Randomosity. Any chance you wish to bestow me with an honour?

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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:34 am

Shady says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:34 am

Which honor do you desire?

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"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:36 am

NewHope says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:36 am

Any Randomosity honour I deserve.

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Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:37 am

Shady says... · Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:37 am

I dub thee Queene of Randomosity

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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