Sometimes I feel like a chicken

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rainforest
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Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:04 am
rainforest says... · Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:04 am
Sometimes I feel like a chicken.

Is it an early sign or chicken pox or something? I really don't know. It's been worrying lately. Should I go to a doctor?
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Aley
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Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:05 am
Aley says... · Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:05 am
Don't worry CaptainSaltWater, it's probably just the transition phase from CaptainSaltWater to CaptainChicken.
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Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:42 am
Rook says... · Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:42 am
I think we all feel like chickens sometimes.
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses
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Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:48 am
Que says... · Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:48 am
First he feels like a chicken.
Next he'll be crossing roads--

And the whole world will be wondering why.
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Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:57 am
WaltzingDreams says... · Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:57 am
...then he will end up on someone's plate, fried and buttered to perfection
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Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:18 am
Rook says... · Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:18 am
It sounds like poor ChickenSaltWater... I mean Captain... Has a hard life ahead of himself. ;-;
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

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Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:06 am
Pompadour says... · Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:06 am
Piece of advice for when you're transitioning to ChicKen: repress the cannibalistic urges. Especially when encountering drumsticks. It is HARD, but in a world of chickens, chicken must do what chicken must do. ;-;

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Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:01 pm
TimmyJake says... · Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:01 pm
If you go to a doctor, be sure they're a vegetarian.
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Sat Jun 20, 2015 5:48 pm
GeeLyria says... · Sat Jun 20, 2015 5:48 pm
The struggle is real.
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Sat Jun 20, 2015 5:50 pm
Rook says... · Sat Jun 20, 2015 5:50 pm
ChickenBrothWater, more like, actually.
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

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Sat Jun 20, 2015 7:44 pm
birk says... · Sat Jun 20, 2015 7:44 pm
I often feel like chicken. And watermelon sometimes too.
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Tue Oct 27, 2015 6:48 pm
steampowered says... · Tue Oct 27, 2015 6:48 pm
Have you crossed any roads yet? :P
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rainforest
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Tue Nov 03, 2015 4:18 am
rainforest says... · Tue Nov 03, 2015 4:18 am
My symptoms have been worsening. I've been leaving g trails of feathers all over the house. I feel more... *BAWK* I feel like I could just... *CLUCK* I don't.. *BAWK BAWK BAWK*

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