I DEMAND TO BE CROWNED QUEEN

All of you are peasants and beneath me.

I hereby demand you crown me queen.

And pay me in poetry.


Now.

If my demands are not met, I'm kidnapping freakforchrist and holding him ransom.


That is all.

Are you sure you want freakforchrist? Are they sexy enough for you?

FIGHT ME, BRUH. I'LL GET MY GRANDMOTHER ON YOU.

Also, please. You aren't being crowned unless I'm made king. So there.

Hmmm, you may be right, Ark.


I'll kidnap you instead. :3



@Blues EW YOU SMELL I DONT WANT YOU AS MY KING

Can I pay you in forced Limericks?

I already spent my tax money making freakforchrist sexier. :(

@Widdershins
that is acceptable, so says the queen.

If you're made queen will I get free chocolate?

(You don't want to kidnap Ark, honestly. I've heard they raid your fridge when they're kidnapped over--and drink ALL the cold drink.)

(ALL the cold drink.)

@Pompadour

NOT ALL OF IT. PLEASE NOT ALL.

God, how hard is it to get a good person to kidnap these days? Seriously, people, it's not that hard. All you have to do is cry and call your loved ones and tell them that you're strapped to a ticking time bomb. COME ON PEOPLE.

Also the chocolate is allowed. So says the queen.
I also am going to end all my posts with so says the queen.

So says the queen.

You are a bad fart
I will never follow you
You smell like eggs

>:(

@Iggy does the emoji count as a syllable? How should it be vocalized?

@LadySpark I so do not drink all the cold drink. Pomp is just trying to convince you not to kidnap me so you'll kidnap her instead, ugh. It's like this is a popularity contest or something. *flips hair*

Princess, Princess, Princess.

Someone is the Queen, but I'm afraid it isn't you.

I AM THE EMPRESS OF HAIR FLIPS, ARE YOU TRYING TO USURP MY AUTHORITY AS /THE/ POMPADOUR, @Arkhaion?

@LadySpark, you might have some issues with your username, though. I'd suggest kidnapping Iggy and getting her to change it to HerMajestyMostHighSpark (or something in a similar fashion).

You are LADY Spark, not PRINCESS Spark. And, unless you want to usurp our YWS Princess of the staff forum (aka, Areida) it's no go.

You are all poo poo heads.
So says the queen.