Member Complaint #914: Freakforchrist not "sexy" enough

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A member, wishing to remain anonymous, filed a complaint earlier today that freakforchrist needs a better avatar. This thread is for your avatar suggestions. The member specifically requested that the avatar be sexy, so we're looking for black dresses (that do or do not change colors), martini glasses, pictures of dead presidents, etc.

The winner of the contest will receive a review by the anonymous member. Good luck, and bring your A-game.
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I was thinking something along these lines:
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Tell me if I'm way off the mark here.
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses




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Well, if you mean sexy, then obviously you mean:

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