How to tell you're watching a Disney Movie

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When you cry like a baby even though it wasn't real.
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When the guy rescues the girl who acts childish.
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When I see the Disney logo.
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When I see the train going behind the castle at the start of all recent Disney movies. Seriously though, the train is the BEST part!
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Huh. I haven't watched a movie in like 5 months because I've gotta study for A/L's. The last one I got to watch was Endgame.
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I haven't watched a movie recently. All my TV has been devoted to Doctor Who.

You know You're watching a Disney Movie when you see the castle with fireworks and hear the theme song.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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In 2050 you don't need to tell. Disney will buy all the remaining studios and all movies will be Disney.
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the main character only has one or no parents.
i'm probably listening to taylor swift.
can you tell i love pink?

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The main character does not die.
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HarryHardy wrote:In 2050 you don't need to tell. Disney will buy all the remaining studios and all movies will be Disney.

No, because there are laws against monopolies.

Anyway, you know you're watching a disney movie when all the main characters are handsome/pretty and all the bad guys are not.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Disney already owns like half the major studios.

Anyway you know it when there is a princess in the story.
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When there's a bunch of singing involved.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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When there is a talking tog called Buzz Lightyear
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THERE IS TOO MUCH PLOT ARMOUR
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There is a talking cowboy.
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