Hur... actually, Falconer-shi, you're more like Sans. Hm... Okie. I guess I'll switch the roles around a little. The story itself is about three MCs.
Two of them hate each other to death and can find fault in every last thing the other do. The last character happens to be an MC's best friend, and the other MC's girlfriend (unofficial. Their relationship is mostly one-sided :3). It turns out that the last MC is actually a lot stronger than the other two, and is nice and encouraging, but will not hesitate to take both of their heads and slam it through a few walls in order to stop them from fighting. Yes. *nod nod*
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What the hell was I thinking when I created the story...?
My room is an insane asylum, and I am the patient.
Beware of Dog signs are overrated. Beware of Writer.
Warning! Crappy author at work! Any hapless bystanders/passerbys will be sentenced to an eternity of hell by eye-hurt :3
For according to the trollish philosopher Plateau, "if you wants to understan' an enemy, you gotta walk a mile in his shoes. Den, if he's still your enemy, at least you're a mile away and he's got no shoes." — A Blink of the Screen by Terry Pratchett