Google Translate Game

Oh Lord! O.O I didn't see that coming! But, well.

Original one: Dear professor Dumbledore, sorry to bother you, but my scar hurt this morning. Yours sincerely, Harry Potter.

After Google translate: Late Professor dmbldury, surry so buthr U, Butt Hurt hurt in facilitating morning. Snkrly malt, grandson Harry.

O_O

original
To see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in the hour. William Blake

through latin, german, Afrikaans and Catalan becomes

And the world in a grain of sand in the air in the flower of grass. Therefore, keep your palms into infinity and eternity in an hour. William Blake

Original: Mr and Mrs Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

Google's version: Of Mr and fourth of Mrs. Dursley, privet drive, thank you very much they were proud to say that was completely normal.

Err... no it isn't. >.>

From: "Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness."

To: "Evil did not have time to read. This is one of their evil reasons."

From: "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
— Groucho Marx
To: "Tae-of-the secret of the bodice IS honesti Andes Fair dealing. Ifs LLC san Fake Thap, yuve Made goth um."

...what even is this. O.o

Origional: “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” —The Princess Bride (Sharon F.)

After a couple rounds through many different languages:
My name is Inigo Montoya , you killed my father in preparation for the termination . ' .

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx

to

"In addition, a dog, a book is man's best friend. The dog was too dark to read."

The quote was: I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. -Steven Wright

After translation into my native Polish language it comes out as: I'm writing a book. I have the numbers to do.
- Steven Wright

And then also after another round of this game:
"Write packages bookshow"

Funny, how a couple of words can just change the whole meaning of the quote. xd

@Noelle

The road goes ever on and on, out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the road has gone and I must follow if I may. Pursuing it with weary feet until it joins some larger way, where many paths and errands meet. And wither then? I cannot say. ~J.R.R Tolkien.

And after a few languages... Put ideas when on and on, from the door where the squat. Now much time has gone and must follow if I can. Continuing It Vith tired legs while joining some larger way Where many paths and jobs meet. And then fade? I can not say.

Original: Once upon a time it was a dark and stormy night.

Afterwards: It was a dark and stormy night.

Original: You Shall Not Pass

After: This (I have no idea it got shortened that much)

Original: Isaac watched as Shadowscale zapped upward in a flash of electricity. Then Isaac turned around and walked up the driveway to his parent’s house.
After:
Isaac immediately lifted the weight of the shadow. Then Isaac turned and went to his parents' house.

(This was a random excerpt from my novel.)

Original: Baa Baa Black Sheep, Have you any wool?
After: Hello, black sheep, do you have an animal?

Original: I'm just a random girl with gentle manners

After: I am a soft casual girl

Original: "Cowards die many times before their deaths; but the valiant will never taste of death but once." — Julius Caesar


After:
Cowards always die before they die. But those who are brave alone often face death.