Finding the REAL YWS Santa!

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Omni
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Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:54 am
Omni says... · Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:54 am
@Santa C and @SantaYWS I have a showdown! Who really is YWS' Santa?

︵‿︵‿୨ ♡ OwO ♡ ୧‿︵‿︵


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Santa C
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Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:28 am
Santa C says... · Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:28 am
I believe I will plead my case in what the youngsters these days are calling a "free-style hip-hop rap!"

::Santa C clears his throat::

Ho ho ho!

I've been serving you all
since December '09!
It's been quite a joy to
see you sprout up like vines!

I'll be here forever,
in gift-giving and rhyme--
to give each writer presents
(as long as you're kind!)

And so Merry Happy
on this twelfth of July!
Write on, fellow writers!
(Just aim for the sky!)

And that's where the bass would, as the youngsters are calling it, "drop!"
Merry Christmas!
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Iggy
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Blackwood
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Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:35 am
Blackwood says... · Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:35 am
Santa C has my heart.
Hahah....haha.....ahahaha.
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Willard
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Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:35 am
Willard says... · Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:35 am
Santa C wrote:
Ho ho ho!

I've been serving you all
since December '09!
It's been quite a joy to
see you sprout up like vines!

I'll be here forever,
in gift-giving and rhyme--
to give each writer presents
(as long as you're kind!)

And so Merry Happy
on this twelfth of July!
Write on, fellow writers!
(Just aim for the sky!)

Softly cries

"Words say little to the mind compared to space thundering with images and crammed with sounds."

stranger, strangelove, drstrangelove, strange, willard
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TakeThatYouFiend
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Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:29 am
TakeThatYouFiend says... · Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:29 am
And the shots fired! Looks like we got ourselves a rap battle!
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
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Omni
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Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:51 pm
Omni says... · Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:51 pm
Some serious shots were fired! Will @SantaYWS respond? And what with?

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Love
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Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:07 am
Love says... · Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:07 am
Dawwwwwww.... ^__^
I was Amareth :)
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SantaYWS
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Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:31 am
SantaYWS says... · Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:31 am
*adds Santa C to the naughty list for being a fraud*

He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
so be good for goodness sake.

You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not shout I'm telling you why,
Santa YWS is coming to town.
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Love
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Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:37 am
Love says... · Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:37 am
YOURE WATCHING US SLEEP O__O *creeped out!*
I was Amareth :)
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ongoeslife
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Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:37 am
ongoeslife says... · Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:37 am
@Santa C has fewer points, so that could indicate that he gives out more gifts.
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Rurouni
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Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:43 am
Rurouni says... · Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:43 am
I like @Santa C

He has some nice wrapping music.

(See how I did that? See it?)
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Santa C
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Sun Jul 13, 2014 4:07 am
Santa C says... · Sun Jul 13, 2014 4:07 am
Rurouni wrote:I like @Santa C

He has some nice wrapping music.

(See how I did that? See it?)


Someone just earned themselves a puntastic Mario doll!
Merry Christmas!
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Taxi
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Sun Jul 13, 2014 4:13 am
Taxi says... · Sun Jul 13, 2014 4:13 am
How can I pick sides? Twice the Santa, twice the presents.

Although Santa C did gift me a Mikasa, so if it comes to a vote...
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DukeofWonderland
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Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:53 pm
DukeofWonderland says... · Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:53 pm
Awww, @SantaYWS you can have my vote.
And lol, I see the battle alright, 8 gifts from the two Santas XD XD
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