
Luigi Lounge Restaurant
“G’me… Gimme another one.”
“I think you should slow down, Miss. You’re starting to -”
“Don’t you tell me to slow down ya big-butt I’ll tell you about when I’ve had en- *hic* had en-*hic* had en-*hic* had en-*hic* done,” Bea slurred, throwing her empty can of Baconade at the waiter’s head. It missed by several inches and sailed out the rear window; outside, a cat let out a piercing yowl.
“Miss, I’m afraid it’s closing time anyway. So I couldn’t continue to serve you even if I did think you’d survive that level of bacon intake.”
Bea muttered something treacherous-sounding to herself, failed to comprehend a word of it and decided the waiter might have a point. She climbed halfway up the first flight of stairs to the dorms, then halfway up again, and was just going for a third attempt when a hand landed gently on her shoulder.
“Dood! What happened to you?” Bubbles shouted.
“Baconade, I should think,” Mia said, wrinkling her nose. “And way too much of it. Her breath reeks of pig, and just look at tonight’s pizza box house.” She pointed at the front window, through which they could see a dilapidated cottage made of pizza boxes; as they watched, a large chunk of the roof collapsed. Mia turned Bea around until the two were facing one another. “Am I right?”
“Y'might be, y'know,” Bea admitted, pausing to put a hand over her mouth as her stomach heaved. “My head feels like it's splittin’ open... and I’m seein’ giant penguins."
Mia crouched to match Bea’s eye level. “Why’d you drink all that, anyway?”
Bea looked directly into Mia’s eyes, and struggled to sober up as she answered.
“I mean, first of all, we lost the whole Sh... She... She-rocko game… which kinda sucked. But not too badly. ‘Cause we all put everythin’ into it. The A-Team just wanted it more. It’s an honour to even be nominated. An’ like seven other clichés that I don’t wanna think of right now. That whole thing is nothin’, k?
“But Evatt’s still missin’, an’ it’s been like a whole day. An’ Trixter’s gone mad - well, more’n before, anyway. An’ then someone tells me he’s up an’ vanished. Uh, an’ there’re still people in our team that I don’t even get, but I have to give ‘em directions an’ still sound like I know what I’m doin’. An’ Mia I think the team's fallin' apart an’ I don't think there's anythin' I can do to stop it."
“Beaby…” Mia said sadly. Then her horns perked up. “You know, if it helps, people are saying Evatt’s somewhere on the outskirts of the Academy. With what’s-his-or-her-face… Dyre-man.”
A drunken smile grew on Bea’s face. “D’you know what a Dyre-man is, Mia? Do ya? It’s like a man, but… but Dyre.” She began giggling.
“You’re right, though,” said Mia thoughtfully. “Team Bea isn’t a team. Not yet. It’s going to take some gumption to get us into shape. And any other demon would leave it for someone else, or do whatever they could to make the situation worse… but not Mia, the Queen of Delinquents!”
“The Delinqueen!” Bea shouted, the enthusiasm in her voice growing.
“The - yeah! Sure, why not?” Mia exclaimed. “And you and I together will take Team Bea to the top! Team Bea-Plus! Bea-Positive! Bea-Grade! … wait, no, not that last one. And that -” she set one foot up on a stool, “- is my inspirational speech!”
“I’M INSPIRED!” Bea squealed, bouncing into the air and landing on the table in front of Mia’s stool. Then she stumbled and put a hand over her mouth as her stomach rumbled again. “Oop. Nope. Wrong time to jump aroun’.”


