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As if by magic, the sausages were suddenly in an army formation and were holding little shields and swords.
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They approached the hyena mortician and...
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So they hopped off the roof screaming "we'll eat YOU for once!" and with that they charged the nearby city of More Moreville.




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More Moreville, actually, was not a city but the hideout of a thousand perfectly trained magicians and swordsmen.




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This meant that when the mighty sausage army arrived...
if we wait until we're ready
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The magicians bamboozled them with magic and the swordsmen cleft them in twain, and so when the smoke cleared...
Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
to wither and fall off
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The magicians and swordsmen feasted on smoked sausages.
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
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The magicians and the swordsmen fough over the sausage.
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not knowing how poisonous they were. And so when the Master Mage took a large bite of the sausages he . . .




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cut off of the men who committed crimes unspeakable, he decided that it was time for him to go visit his sweet, beloved wife by the name of...
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Vanity. Once he got there, his wife knew that something was odd; he never visited her.
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
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So then, a singing princess decided to...
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Make a cake, using only...
Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
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flowers. The singing princess was actually the wife. She showed the cake to her husband....
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
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and promptly spin kicked him in the neck which...
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