Wanted: Reward 1,000,000 points

WANTED: NATHAN 'LEE' CALDWELL
REWARD: 1,000,000 POINTS

The man who goes by the aliases of 'Lee' and 'Nate' is wanted for three accounts of second degree cow-tipping. The first of these is in relation to the creation of a dangerously addictive cow-tipping in 2004 and the other two are too horrible to speak of.

The first ten sightings of this man posted here will be rewarded with 50 points to be reimbursed by the Protection of Writers Society (PoW). If you are able to capture him, the reward of 1,000,000 will be attributed to your account.

Please help us to find this individual but be warned, he is highly creative and should not be approached without the proper precautions. Always carry a banana when in his vicinity.

the other two are too horrible to speak of.

I want to know, tell us.

Have you seen this man?

That's a monkey.

HE HAS BEEN SIGHTED XD

And today as well, so we may be able to catch him. LOL.

That's what he wants you to think @AlexSushiDog

50 points to you @BloodinkSeesFootage! After him, everyone!

I found him again

Everyone! Nate has changed his identity to @Kitty15! HUNT KILL DESTORY!!!!

Do not be fooled companions! He is trying to deface my excellent name!

Our drones managed to pick him up before he changed his identity!

Do not be fooled! I am not the imposter! Nate is changing my name!

There he is!!

Would Kitty15 ever support Monkeys? NO! Nice try @Kitty15

Suspect @Nate has now disappeared off the radar! Blocking any links to his pages by redirecting it to Police Chief @Rydia is making it difficult for us to track him down.
Any information on his location please contact this forum on the banana phone!

THE IMPOSTER! XD

We found his lair! Our helicopters are flying across right now!
@IAlreadyDied found this out:
1) Click on @Kitty15's name on their post above.
2)Click posts on that profile.
3)Voila!