Don\'t not open or read ever! yes I\'m talking to you
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Suggestions
I need some new books to read but I don't know what. This is some of the recent ones I have read.Empress OrchidThe lovely bonesThe colour purple1984Please nothing to fantasy ...
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Why it does not have to be perfect.
When you read the reviews of people on here, the same thing is repeated and repeated and reapeated and repeated and reapeated over and over again! The thing is that ...
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Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hillto fetch a pail of water.Jack held Jill down, by her crown,until she was fully under.Up jack got, and home did trot,as fast as ...
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Twisted Nursery Rhymes
Jack and jill went up the hillto fetch a pail of water.Jack held jill down, by her crown,until she was fully under.Up jack got, and home did trot,as fast as ...
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Ode to The Hallows
"of course it's in your head. But why on earth should that mean it's not real" -Albus Dumbledore. Today I stood at King's Cross station.Between platforms nine and ten,my palm ...
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Why me?
My golden heel don'tmake it up the stairs. The lay askewwith my new chin rest againstthe white porcelinof the sink, as anarray of features leave my throat.Mascara tears cascade downmy ...