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  • System Push (REVISED)

    Spoiler! : Your story is about a mountain climber specialist atop a skyscraper playing video games Hi everyone! This is my first story posted here. It's for the 18+ contest. ...

    7 min read
  • In which "Sweet Fingers" is taught a lesson

    Spoiler! : a football player in an office telling bad jokes The problem, though infinitesimal, still managed to considerably delay the production of the new line. People were already overworked when ...

    6 min read
  • deleting from forums

    Sorry guys can't figure out how to delete posts

    1 min read
  • The Fantastic Twelve (mirror of erised contest)

    Spoiler! : for this contestcontests/viewcontest.php?id=52About the story: we all have acquaintances, then people we hang out with daily, then people we just mess around with, then our real friends. Th

    4 min read
  • Pessimists Belong In A Zoo

    Spoiler! : I wanted to go for a sort of slam poetry beat with this. So for the full "flavor" of this "piece", imagine a pinstriped-blazer-wearing, possibly intoxicated woman screaming ...

    3 min read
  • x (to delete

    sorry couldn't figure out how to delete this with the new interface.

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  • Defiance to Oblivion (i will change this lame title)

    Spoiler! : I wrote this many years ago and didn't like it, possibly because a stupid relative told me it sucked. Now I found it by accident on my hard ...

    14 min read
  • xx-to delete

    couldn't figure out how to delete this with the new interface

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  • I Wish by Skee-Low parody

    Spoiler! : A parody of Skee-Low's "I Wish" with some of my experiences/opinions...Here are links to the song, probably better to listen before reading or it won't make any senseOriginal ...

    3 min read
  • Boys like girls like boys things

    Spoiler! : The beginning, end, and other parts of the poem in quotations are planned to have a quote/sample from one of my favorite podcasts, the News Quiz on BBC ...

    4 min read
  • Our Stalock

    Spoiler! : Background info from Wikipedia:"Alexander Joseph Stalock (born July 28, 1987) is an American professional ice hockey goaltender currently playing for the San Jose Sharks of the National Hoc

    3 min read
  • Rhinocheetah and Sharksaur Teach Us How To Boogie

    Spoiler! : This was written during Camp Nanowrimo this summer so it's supposed to be a novel, but it only got 7 pages long so I'm posting it here. I ...

    22 min read
  • Rhinocheetah and Sharksaur Teach Us How To Boogie

    Spoiler! : This was written during Camp Nanowrimo this summer so it's supposed to be a novel, but it only got 7 pages long so I'm posting it here. I ...

    22 min read
  • Rhinocheetah and Sharksaur Teach Us How To Boogie

    Spoiler! : This was written during Camp Nanowrimo this summer so it's supposed to be a novel, but it only got 7 pages long so I'm posting it here. I ...

    22 min read
  • Basketball Etiquette

    Basketball EtiquetteCome to this courtConcrete, or hard parquetWooden slats shining, sleekGrab a ball, but wait a secI need to talk to you before you repI want to tell you aboutBasketball ...

    2 min read
  • Center of the Universe

    This is a poem I wrote today based on certain things I've been researching, reading about, and hearing through the news. I want to perfect it a bit--it seems rough ...

    9 min read


You have to be a bit of a liar to tell a story the right way.
— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind