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  • Day at the store

    It was mid September too hot for jackets and too cold for t-shirts. My dad and I were going to the local super-mart to pick up fishing supplies for the ...

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  • Like a circus

    It was mid September, too hot for jackets and too cold for t-shirts. My dad and I were going to the local super-mart to pick up fishing supplies for the ...

    3 min read
  • Winter of 2040

    This is the prologue of the new novel Ive been writing for around a month. It is also the first chapter and the second chapter is were the actual story ...

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  • My First Deer

    The morning was chilly with a slight frost covering the grass. My dad woke me up at around five. I got out of bed groggily until I realized Where I ...

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  • House Warming

    I need this reviewed because it is a contest entry at my school and I dont trust my teacher Anne lifted the last box marked dishes/ utensils out from the ...

    8 min read
  • dont pay attention to this

    In this day and age losing your wallet in a busy public place is almost a guarantee that you will never see it again. At least, that’s what I thought ...

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  • zombies on the roof

    I have no clue what is up with the paragraphs the site messed it up and I cant fix it. The streets of New York were flooded with the bodies ...

    13 min read
  • Zombie invasion poem

    Stay away from that window, Theres ghouls around.Ill tell you a story, If you wont make a sound.Its about a man I knew, in the beginning of this.His name was ...

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This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy