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  • To set an example (MY FIRST WRITING POST)

    To Set an Example. -Slick Jimmy Click-clack's with perfect repetitive beat. Blank page became ideological feat. ne'er mine eye stray from this performance. Yet, pain is caused to this conformance. ...

    1 min read
  • *Short* Essay "My Spruce Goose"

    Hello I am Slick J. This is how I prefer tell my story, through anonymity. MySpruceGooseStory begins with the incredibly harsh feelings of loneliness. I hate being alone. After my ...

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  • I otta out u - subtitled "400 Words"

    I otta out u (400 words) -SlickJimmy A roll of the tongue And twist of the mind Unbearable prose Seems so unkind My struggle is great To complete your thought ...

    1 min read
  • An Ode to divorce a.k.a. Wendy's Last Poem

    An Ode to Divorce, a.k.a Wendy’s Last Poem -SlickJimmy I feel so sad Because I did not learn I feel so ashamed Because I did not learn I am so ...

    1 min read
  • My New Girlfriend

    My new girlfriend -SlickJimmy I can’t believe your ignoring my phone calls I can’t believe your blocking my emails I can’t believe you won’t see me no more You are ...

    3 min read
  • "Dry Hump"

    "Dry Hump" -SlickJimmy To say hello was a novel cadence To embrace hands expectedly tense -Those feelings became proper. Topical coffee gave way to our smarts And steered the course ...

    1 min read
  • Pullin a Quickie

    My little brother just died today, So, I begged to be the black lamb. then everyone looked at me to say, Slick Jimmy, please don't be a ham.

    1 min read
  • knuckle drag'r

    Knuckle Drag'r -Slick Jimmy Pretty pretty, in fishnet stockings. Non-stick tape; will help the tuck-ins. A drink and smoke helps the day turn to night. A little bit more makes ...

    2 min read
  • Crayons

    My Blue Crayon committed suicide An ocean away from lonliness, I share in the plight of failure; I use my blue crayon to speak of solitude.

    1 min read
  • Slick Jimmy is SUCH a tool.

    Slick Jimmy is SUCH a tool. -Slick Jimmy He's one of the crowd and speaks up aloud of things he may not understand. He's a tool of sorts but just ...

    1 min read
  • ^- -^

    The Whore -Slick Jimmy My body is riddled with reminders of your kisses. memories of the depths of your unknown passion. Replacing my love with a desire to hate. I ...

    1 min read


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