Sharty

Well Imp, one can hardly crit brilliance... For once you speak in truth. As for the fact you say I have a lot to learn? It is you, in fact, ...

Not bad? Really quite perfect, I think.

Sarcastic? The only thing sarcastic about my work is in the fact that no reproduction can reach its glory, and it makes a mockery of all attempts to do so. ...

Omelets are strictly breakfast food. I thought I should let you know, there could be no encore because there is simply not enough brilliance in the world, which includes my ...

I knew Robert Burns--it was quite a while back, and I was one of his major inspirations. To say that anyone here would not envy that? Now, Griffinkeeper, I believe ...

A great thank you to those who have understood the great beauty of this piece. To those who do not apply to the preceding statement: Jealousy is firstly unnacceptable, and ...

I know.

Perhaps saying he and I are friends is a falsehood, for in truth, I thought he was rather cocky. And he did better than I in college! He cheated!

He didn't like sharks!

I happen to be friends with Oscar Wilde.

Tell me one poem you've read that could possibly be better than this? Oh, you mislead masses! What kind of life have you led not to recognize splendor when it's ...

Don’t you tell me what channel Shark Week is on! Don't forget who I am--the shark expert! i think I know what channel Shark Week is shown on. It's definitely ...

Writingluver5: Not only am I the best poet on the site, but I'm the best in the world, and have been for 7,000 years. Reas E'lil: Disturbing? Yes, I often ...

Flawlessness can't improve, and that is what I've achieved.

I'm so glad ya'll liked this. I worked really, really, really hard on it. I think it's the best thing I've ever written, and I couldn't justify taking the "Do ...