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Sharty

  • Romance, Bubble Bath

    This is my first piece posted here, so I'm nervous to post this. But, here it goes: Romance Bubble bath Pink bubbles Blue soap Light a candle Shine a rose ...

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  • My Loves

    Nothing can rival my first piece of magnificence, but this comes close. I like sharks I like sharks And money And money I'm so rich I own a shark Someday ...

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  • Milkman!

    Mighty Chopsticks In the hand Of The Supreme Spider Warrior Send chills down spider arms But not their legs And then they swim away But not fast enough For None ...

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  • Gleaming and Dreaming

    I wrote this little piece for myself. I deem it rather appropriate for today, as I am celebrating my 701 year in Paris, Texas. Sharty, gleaming Sharty Pride of the ...

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  • Ode to an Omelet

    Here is one of my oldest works of genius. I did not post it previously because I wanted to make sure such talent could be properly appreciated here. Well, I ...

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A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
— Oscar Wilde