Niraco

Hey! Look who’s back to review your novel! (Don’t look at me like that I’m trying to keep these openings fresh) This chapter is dark, even by my standards. Read ...

I need new jokes to open these reviews, my comedic talent in me is slow dwindling. I really liked the action scene you opened with. It was very thrilling and ...

Now I haven’t read the previous chapters so I am apologise for that. However, the title of your novel drew me in so lets get this review started. Oh, happy ...

I’m running out of opening gags so let’s just dive right in! “Celsko, we’re still… friends... aren't we?” Oh boy, I felt that this piece of dialogue was very cringe ...

Hello and happy review day. [insert opening joke here] Louis sat under the tarp listening to the radio, idly whittling a stick, and periodically slapping one of the seemingly millions ...

Hello there! I hope you're having a happy review. Which is why I am here! Let's get started in the review shall we? I always hated real conversations. They always ...

Hello there, now I haven’t read the previous chapters but I will try my best to review regardless. Let’s dive right in shall we? “NO! Just NO!” That is what ...

Hello there Moment, I'm Niraco here to review this lovely day! While the professor's rambling about the problematics of the decline of patrician families in the nineteenth century, I'm slowly ...

Hello there Magpie, take a guess as to why I am here. To review! I had to re-read this poem about five times to have a decent understanding about it. ...

Hello there. So I stumbled across your poem mainly due to the opening line: I want to fuck, marry and kill you. Now that's something you don't really see in ...

Take a quick guess as to why I am here. I am a comedy genius. Anyway, let’s move on to chapter 4. The two of us lay sprawled lazily in ...

Hey there Cirute! Let us review chapter 3! I turned away, not wishing to see the red drake take his final, blood choked breaths. YAY! We’re back with the dragons. ...

Let’s skip with the introduction…I’m here to review and blah blah blah. Let’s just dive right in. “Yesterday, at 10:47 AM, May twelfth, 1974, three men walked into the Bank ...

I keep meaning to read this story. Mainly because I was a huge fan of one of your other works. I really like how you wrote that story as it ...

This is great! Indeed it is very, very immature but I love it when poems - which are supposed to be a serious piece of literature - turn into these ...