McDanny

Thanks guys for your comments. I'll change some of my sentence structure around when I get the time and can be bothered. I'm going away soon for three weeks but ...

Thank you Saramander, but this IS a two part story; many of the things you brought up are explained in the second half. I can also assure you that 'my ...

Okay, I think I've fixed the formatting issue. It was much easier to read in the original document but YWS did something weird with the spacing... anyhoo, hopefully you'll find ...

Ok, first of all I'd like to thank all you guys for reviewing. Just a few responses; To be grammaratically correct, this would have read I remember what I had ...

Sorry if it's a little long, hopefully you'll have the patience to see it through.