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LeutnantSchweinehund

LeutnantSchweinehund

Satire and shit

Whatever satirical stuff I can come up with, I'll put it here.
  • 'Cause Freeverse 'Rulez...'

    A purposefully awful poem made to criticize freeverse. It's supposed to sting and provoke a reaction, if not thought, so take it with a grain of salt.

    2 min read
  • Droppings

    A demonstration of how easy it is to write a no-effort poem in half a minute. Please stop liking bad poems. It's a poem about manure, for God's sake.

    1 min read


I exist as I am, that is enough
— Walt Whitman