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For sale: one lemon costs 110 points. Free on birthdays.

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About Life's Orchard

After an outbreak of scurvy in the Storybook tab, our family of farmers were hired by Nate to put an end to the epidemic. We are not writers. We make a living off of lemon farming. Please help us fill our bellies, while also helping yourself with the nutritious vitamin C we provide.

Half a lemon: 60 points
Whole lemon: 110 points
A bushel of lemons (30): 3,000 points
(reserved for special occasions, such as Lemon Day, August 15th)
Birthday lemon: Free!

Orchard open Monday • Wednesday • Friday • Saturday

Harvest season ~ March - July


Farming. Selling lemons. Lemonade.




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— Homer Simpson