Crookedteeth

Edit: made a number of changes to achieve greater clarity, as remember20 suggested- thankyou! 

Anyone?

Thanks Redfang :) Any one else?

I could imagine it making a good rap! Not sure if this is the right section for it, though... Also, without meaning to be rude, what's a weeble?

The last line really made me laugh out loud. I think it worked more because it broke from the rythm you'd built in the previous stanzas. A nice change!

Thank you very much, Alex! It was originally 'you made your choIce' but I changed it to 'our' during a redraft because I felt it helped to communicate the fact ...

Why? :) I'd like to mention that the last 3 lines are a direct quote from the advert that inspired this piece.