ArticulateOverlord

I thank you all for your input. It is quite interesting to see such varied reactions. However, all the input thus far appears to be operating on the assumption that ...

Thank you all for taking the time to review, however, I do believe all three of you are missing the point. This was intended to be a humorous article. I ...

PS: It was pretty darn funny too. I can't wait to see what the accent/dialect one will be like, supposing you do one! While it is tempting to write another ...

As for spelling, I agree with you, but it's unfair to make assumptions. While many know differences like color/colour, it's impossible to know every difference. For instance, I did not ...

Snoink, you assume I am British. It seems to be a rather common assumption. I do not know whether to be wounded or flattered. In any case, you would stunt ...