It's funny, because first world actually refers to the fact that I'm a capitalist, and second worlders are communists.
If you haven't made friends with 'Murikah or the fancy ladies down in the USSR or China, you're probably a third worlder.
BUT BACK TO ME, YOU SELFISH [insert creative yet offensive language here]!
Here's a list of things I hate with all my heart and most of my slowly re-materializing Liver.
I hate when people say “liberry” instead of “library”.
I hate when people punctuate everything with an “lol” or something of the sort.
I hate when people touch you for absolutely no reason.
I hate when people complain about being single on Valentine’s Day.
I hate when people complain about people complaining about single on Valentine’s Day.
I hate when people complain about people complaining about people complaining about being single on Valentine’s Day.
I hate when people say “Valentime’s”.
I hate when people use pop culture references they don’t understand.
I hate fake people.
I hate real people.
I hate pretentious people.
I hate the ignorant.
I hate lines of best fit.
I hate Geometry.
I hate CJ. With, like, super flaming furious passion. With the active energy of a thousands suns simultaneous going supernova on top of a pulsar cake coated in super massive black holes and a Inceptiverse consisting solely of hydrogen bomb factories. Seriously, f**k that kid.
I hate “holier-than-thou” type people.
I hate the F-15.
I hate staying up late, just so I can be told I did my homework totally wrong.
I hate school.
I hate teachers (in general, not personally).
I hate power crazed maniacs.
I hate when people lead you on.
I hate when people are sarcastic at inappropriate moments.
I hate Memebase.
Failblog sucks too.
I hate when people challenge your opinion, and it’s clearly your opinion.
I hate when sites don’t allow me to use italics in my posts.
I hate most flavors of Jello.
I hate how most Western “delicacies” are the worst part or the result of the worst function possible.
I hate most American dialects.
I hate being stuck in traffic because some bozo doesn’t understand the steering wheel and gas pedal are on the left side in certain countries.
I hate the apathetic.
I hate the overly-sympathetic.
I hate monster trucks.
I hate the word “mammary”.
Avatar was the epitome of uninspired crap.
I hate smoking.
I hate drinking.
I hate people who have no morals.
I hate when people use grammar, specifically vocabulary, as a measure of intellect rather than actual intellect.
I hate when people don’t get jokes.
I hate when people gets jokes too much.
It should be law to dropkick anyone who uses the ‘word’ legitly.
The Pauly D wannabe in his sun yellow Hummer, taking up three handicap spots. F**k him too.
I hate people who pull ahead of you just to get to the red light faster.
I hate stubborn people.
I hate Fiat. At least Americanized Fiat.
I hate ricers.
I hate Fox. (all other extremists for that matter)
I hate when people can’t shut up.
I hate Chevy’s new commercials.
I hate when you search for something important on the internet, and can’t find it, but look for something pointless, and get 50,000,000 results.
I hate YouTube’s comment section.
Internet Explorer is slow.
Fanboys piss me off.
People who demand respect but never show it grind my bones.
I hate how, even in upper level classes, everyone is still an idiot.
I hate Grammar Nazi’s.
Facebook blows a fat one.
Twitter can thwack itself in the fanny.
I hate the Scientific method.
I hate when people take trivial matters to literally.
I hate smut.
My schools smells like various forms of human waste.
I triple hate drama.
I hate gushy gooey love.
I hate cheesy romance.
Caligula hates you.
Nero probably does too. But he’s too busy burning things.
I hate when Call of Duty fanatics declare themselves certified NRA members.
I hate Call of Duty.
I hate when people bash something, but have barely any clue as to what it is.
Skrillex is more annoying RayWilliamJohnson singing on a mixtape with LMFAO and KE$HA with a special guest appearance from Boyz2Men featuring the 56K Modem Philharmonic. And the hair. And the glasses.
I hate how it’s impossible to find the Goldilocks zone no matter how hard you try.
I hate when people complain about being friend zoned or brozoned.
I hate when people discover memes from the birth of the internet and decide them to be lolzmatastic, and proceed to regurgitate their findings all over the place (bookface, tumblr, reddit, twitter, it just don’t stop.)
I hate when I run out things I remember hating.
I hate safety scissors.
I hate angst novels.
I hate fetishes.
TLC, WTF?
I hate hipsters about 34 times as much as I hate CJ. March 5th is officially Hit a Hipster day. You can’t wear flannel and skinny jeans. And those glasses are doing you much good without lenses. I imagine your beard is only that wily because mommy said you couldn’t have one.
I hate American Apparel. Hot Topic. Pac Sun. No Fear. I would name more, but you probably wouldn’t know them; they’re underground.
I hate the way the British pronounce “al-ooo-minium”. And naught? Really?
I hate South Carolina. (Because it’s hot. No, I just hate it.)
I hate taxi drivers.
I hate water taxis.
I hate when water flies out of the toilet even and gets water on everything that turd eating, porcelain/carbon fiber/fiberglass/ruby encrusted deathtrap.
Why are they called “booby traps”.
I still hate the word “mammary”.
I hate those subatomic “Smart Cars”. Get a Subaru and kill the environment like the rest of us.
I’m done. I hate it when you bother me for more though.
I promise-ide I'me insaneicide, I just wanted to geticide this off my chesicide (chesticle?).
OOPS! My egomania has gotten the best of me. I forgot to ask, what do you utterly despise?
