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Kagi · 2011-02-02T16:45:05Z

Welcome to the 'Review Restaurant' Good morning/afternoon/evening! Let me guide you to table number 7 where I shall take your order. So, reviews huh? I'm sure I can do you up some of those. I will review to my the best of my ability---I will cook you the best food on my menu. I don't take responsibilty of angry customers, so if you have a complaint confront the reception area. I'm joking, if you any problem with the review, just tell me -IN THE THREAD- Here is an example of my type of reviews, - Stop and Stare 4.1 - Wishes enveloped in paper planes - One of Them - The Fisherman Art is always a good option for me, so don't hesitate to post if you want a drawing or photo reviewed. Here's one example: - Darren Crissis Poetry is also a good bet. Another example: - Sixteen miles - Less than or equal at nineteen Rules If you want me to review provide links please. Or else. :I Ones in purple I like reviewing, The ones in red I don't. Ones in blue I don't mind. Easy as. I will review; -Romance -Action -General -Historical (Maybe, if you like killing me or getting served up burnt food then try me. I'll hit you hard.) :pirate3: My reviews won't be to my best standard in this genre. -Fantasy (Again, if you like killing me and getting served up burnt food, ask me to review fantasy. :pirate2: Also my reviews won't be to full stantard. -Poetry (Any) -Lyrics -Art/Photography. I will also review novels up until chapter 4, after that I will either stop reviewing to my best potential or not at all. If I like your plot/storyline or I'm really into what's going, I'll keep reviewing for you. Don't ask me to review anything more then two things at one time, if you please. I don't feel comfortable reviewing much more then 16+ even then I'm ish. Nothing too mature, I'm still young and innocent . Remember your manners when placing an order, 'Tis rude if you don't say please and thank you after all my efforts. ;) If you want to thank me, just post a comment on my profile or drop a message in the thread. I'd also appreciate a comment in the thread or on my profile, saying you got it and that there were no problems/that it was helpful. It's not any help to you, I need to know. Or of course you can nominate me for badges? :lol: That's if I deserve it. Who am I kidding? My last request is that I can take up to four days to complete a review (in the very very very very latest circumtances) so please be patient. Thank you for dining at the Review Restaurant, that will be £100.00 please. *Snatches* :pirate3: I can be quite harsh when I want to be. Or nice when I want to be. The choice is yours mine.

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Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:38 pm

Kagi says... · Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:38 pm

Sorry I'm so late posting this but I've got all those reviews done.
Had them done a while back but never posted it. Oh well!

So my thread won't be open for another while, I'll be too busy working on my novel and too be honest, I might not have all that amount of time online. So apologies for that but I hope to be back up and running soon.

Thanks!

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Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:13 pm

Sins says... · Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:13 pm

YO. Review my chapter for me 'ennn??? fnx, bbe.

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You have not already reviewed this. You did not ask me to post this either. I am not a horse.

I didn't know what to put here so I put this.

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Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:56 pm

Kagi says... · Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:56 pm

Done!

I feel really small right now. Thanks skins, m'dear. I know I didn't ask you to post here. I know it, I know it, I know it

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Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:33 pm

Tigersprite says... · Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:33 pm

Can you please review this? It's the first chapter of Smoke and Fire.

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Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:31 am

DevanEWilliams says... · Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:31 am

I would greatly appreciate it if you reviewed this. I'm entering it in a contest and I need as much help as I can get!

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Thanks so much!

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And always have extra marshmallows on hand in case of emergencies.

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Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:15 pm

Kagi says... · Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:15 pm

@Tiger: You're review is up. Hope I was helpful!

I'm working on yours Devan.

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Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:04 pm

Iggy says... · Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:04 pm

Beyond Looks

If you could please review my attempt at poetry, I'd really appreciate it! Thanks Kagi(:

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Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:59 pm

MeanMrMustard says... · Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:59 pm

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Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:13 pm

Kagi says... · Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:13 pm

M'kay so who's next?

*rubs hands together*

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Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:26 pm

Twit says... · Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:26 pm

If you could shred this: topic86855.html I'd be so very grateful. It's for a contest, due in on Friday.

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Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:17 pm

Kagi says... · Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:17 pm

Anyone else? I'm review ready!

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:28 pm

Jas says... · Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:28 pm

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A review on that would be very nice.

Thanks!

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but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

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