do not post your pic here!!!

post a random phrase(s) that you think will interest me here. i will give an example:

"much carpet is needed to cover your face in beautiful charisma. hence you are a bison."

i expect to be intrigued. you interest me now.

Z

fine. i will be the only one to participate:

Wow ZZAP!! I love your phrases. I am new here to the forums and most people call me Traveler. Here's one I hope you think is funny:

In a wagon of shaved armpits lies the end of human facebook. There is no light.

Hope to see you around in the forums Z!!

Traveler

Haha, I like you. Your little conversation with yourself made me giggle internally.

Anyway, phrases... phrases... phrases... AHHHHHHHH... -mind explodes-

Um.
OH!
I have an archive of phrases...
-goes to search through files-

"Where I live, we have a dirt store, not a Chik-fil-A, and that makes us sad."

"It was a beautiful, graceful cat throwing up."

"Donuts are so unhealthy, they repel flames!"

"Stop saying mean things about me! I do so have a nose!"

"Let me just impale your tongue with the sharp implement in my hand."

"I'm gonna lick yo mail box, so every time you go to check your mail, you'll be checking my lick for mail which I probably already licked, so you'll be checkin' my lick for licks!"

"When you have a sword, you stab things. When you have a shoe, you beat things."

So yeah. There ya go! I hope you like-a my phrases. And. If you don't. Then. Oh well. I'll just go and be a sad, sad person. Then. I'll get over it and be the happy person I usually am!

Toodles!

-Emily

haha, i don't like you. jk jk jk jk

your,
phrase [1]: shutupdirtstoresareawesome! your face is sadder.
phrase [2]: that was actually me throwing up.
phrase [3]: comma splice.
phrase [4]: lord voldemort anyone?
phrase [5]: either i said something you didn't like or you just want to pierce me. say pierce. say pierce. ha ha.
phrase [6]: licking mail boxes... okay, i'll let you live.
phrase [7]: sounds like the dry task of being a moderator. it's not as cool as it looks.
phrase [8]: i know. i've been a wondering the same thing. when people say it's really really awesome that they give me money to take out their girlfriends, i kind of want to invite them just so we can stay on a first name basis. it's just a drag though; i make them hold a rope while i drive. they run. or die...

congratulations for being the first member to take part in my routine of macaroni sunshine. for a prize, i will have nate send you a door. it's so you can slam it on the first person that stabs or beats your beautiful throw up. purrrrrrrrrrrrr-p!

BlueStone

Zzap, you've been gone too long. You've forgotten the basic rules of grammar!

who needs grammar

Snoink wrote:who needs grammar

Apparently not pigs.

So much for your phrases. I don't like monkeys or pigs that refuse to eat pie. Nonetheless, I will accept your apologies. Just make the checks out to 'The Darkness Champion'. Oh, and welcome back Nate. Snoink, I think you need more training.

Here's another one for ya:

With headphones slapped across my waist, I found the chapstick already sucked dry.

I really wish more members would play. This could be so gratifying only if facebook wasn't so mean to me. Or ebay. Let's fill your breakfast burrito with lots of adjectives and adverbs. Nows the time to change. Obama has good ideas. Mine are better.

Sir Sterling

It's a ZZAP! :O

This quite reminds me of surrealist automatism. I wrote a whole poem in this before. [*considers posting it on the forum*]

Alright. Whatever.

"If there is a chicken in the world that I can sing, I would very much like to devour it."

One of the dandelions on the ceiling is oozing puss, but the teapot in the TV set is not talking to my left shoe.
An oddly-specific attendant at a ring-tasting contest ate the aluminum off the banana. I, however, was watching the piano speak to a potato about pilots.
I just licked a blue healer.

Is that what you were looking for?

If life hates you, go tie your shoe.

Nate wrote:

Snoink wrote:who needs grammar

Apparently not pigs.

Grammar is overrated.