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What did Chris Rock say to Will Smith?

Is it my turn to slap you now?
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a shitzu.
bleh?




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A man trained for 7 days, but got no further than he was before. Why?

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It was a round trip.
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80

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Aye matey
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Tommy's mom had 4 kids. Penny, Nickel, and Dime. What was the fourth child's name.

I'll be back with the answer a week from now, but I want to see what y'all think the answer is. Let's see who can figure out. Bye :) :D

Stay tuned: Wednesday 20, 2026
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LayLay2013 wrote:Tommy's mom had 4 kids. Penny, Nickel, and Dime. What was the fourth child's name.

I'll be back with the answer a week from now, but I want to see what y'all think the answer is. Let's see who can figure out. Bye :) :D

Stay tuned: Wednesday 20, 2026


Um.. the fourth child would be Tommy?
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Well done darlet my family all got that one wrong lol
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A man walks into a bar and yelps “Ouch! I broke my nose!”
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