WORST Gift Ever Exchange (2025)

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The Worst Holiday Gift Exchange Ever
(2025 Edition)



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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Let's get the holiday party started here with another year of worst gifts ever. One of my favorite parts of the Holiday Season is those goofy gift exchanges where people are meant to exchange gifts that leave a little to be desired. Incomplete fan-art doodles or horribly misshapen portraits, unedited first-draft songs, weird-mishmashed photo-edits, acrostics with a few misspellings, or awkward fanfictions from fandoms no one recognizes... you get the idea! :) We've done these "Worst Gift Exchanges" a few years now, and always with a lot of fun and hilariousness - so let's give it another roll!

The great thing about a Worst Gift Exchange is there's zero pressure, absolutely none at all, so you have complete freedom for your creativity and humor to fly! Please note this is a different event than Secret Santa, but it is similar, in that you'll be assigned a person to give a gift to after completing the form below, but this gift is a bit different because the gift is not expected to be your finest work, in fact if you choose it can be comically bad and cringe-worthy!

To participate: You fill out a form by the end of the day December 14 (11 pm EST), you're assigned a person, then you make them a hilariously bad gift by January 4 which you send to @Wolfi in a PM and then she'll send over to them. If you want to give extra gifts to those you aren't assigned to that's alright, go ahead and send them over to Wolfi as well, but you're only required to make a gift for the person you're assigned!

A few rules:

1) No real items will be exchanged... just YWS things ie. stories, poems, songs, picture edits, reviews etc.

2) The gift can be bad, but not BAD ... no swearing, no nudity, nothing gory or violent or blatantly insulting or harassing. All YWS-site rules apply, keep it family-friendly.

3) You can tell the recipient of the gift who the gift is from if you want to after the gift has been delivered - > when it's complete just send it in a PM to @Wolfi.

4) You are responsible for completing the gift for the person you are assigned if you sign up for this. So don't sign up if you can't complete a gift for someone. If for some reason you can't manage a gift send Wolfi a PM and she'll help you write a haiku with miscounted syllables or something! If you fail to complete your gift there is a chance that evil elves will leave glitter all over your carpet to that it is impossible to clean for the rest of eternity.

5) Forms should be filled out below & additional questions can be asked in this thread.

Sign Up closes Dec 14
Gift Assignments will be out Dec 15 (ish)...
Gifts Due by Jan 5


If you have questions send Wolfi a PM or just post in this thread.

If you want to participate, please fill out the form below:

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[b]What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) [/b][i]remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you[/i].
[b]Have any pet-peeves?[/b]
[b]What are some things you love? [/b](fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)
[b]What's your favorite part about YWS?[/b]
[b]What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?[/b]
[b]What would you love to see in a worst-gift?[/b]
[b]What's a strange fact about yourself?[/b]
[b]Anything else you want to say?[/b]
[b]If YWS had an in-person convention / gathering, what food item would you bring to the carry-in potluck, and what activity would you hope to participate in?[/b]
[b]What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? (can be silly, serious, or potatoes)[/b]
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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Heheh excited for this! :3

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What are a few things you hate? not a big fan of minimalism or meat loaf (the food)

Have any pet-peeves? In writing, the wrong usage of its/it's or you're/your; in design, insufficient margins/padding or elements that are just slightly, but noticeably, off-center

What are some things you love? animals (top favs: dachshunds, dinosaurs, mules, mandrills, wolves, sable antelopes, moose), cowboys, knights, Star Trek, Dog of Wisdom, that dancing Toothless meme, Paul Simon, a band called Poco, the color orange, socks

What's your favorite part about YWS? I love the Storybook Sanctuary! <3

What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year? I've only posted one, oopsies

What would you love to see in a worst-gift? I would love to receive something the other person had a bunch of fun making!

What's a strange fact about yourself? I get the hiccurps (hiccup burps) at least once a day, always in a series of three, and the closest people in my life are very good at imitating them

If YWS had an in-person convention / gathering, what food item would you bring to the carry-in potluck, and what activity would you hope to participate in? I'd bring chicken and dumplings soup, and there better be musical chairs

What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? I dug through my old wall posts and this one from ten years ago is still applicable: "I definetly have issues spelling definately."
John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc): Extremely neon green, Mary Sue characters who get others on their laps for no reason, and JK Rowling the person. I also hate the guts of a certain blonde, blabbermouth, hypocritical, octogenarian head of state. Any guesses who?
[b]Have any pet-peeves?
I love slice of life stuff even if it's just about one or two characters, BUT only when it's well-written. Open-ended endings always eat at me -- they aren’t 'bad' per se, but they just fill me with unnecessary anxiety (looking at you, Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint)
What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc) I am ready to defend the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (not Curaed Child) till my last breath, same for Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. Also, I love JoJo's Bizarre Adventure despite knowing that it has so many flaws. Also, Solo Leveling is a good power fantasy and it is really enjoyable. Comics' Superman is the best depiction of a true 'hero' and Iron Man is inarguably the greatest character in the MCU.
What's your favorite part about YWS? The community, it's so lovely and comfy for some reason.
What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year? The Peasant's Plea, The Ruins of Rome, Nonsense, and Nine Ch-11.
What would you love to see in a worst-gift? Idk, love?
What's a strange fact about yourself? I see random white flakes of semi-plastic whenevr I eake up nowadays. I still don’t know where they come from.
Anything else you want to say? Stultus sum
If YWS had an in-person convention / gathering, what food item would you bring to the carry-in potluck, and what activity would you hope to participate in? I would probably bring some buttered popcorn and cosplay as Gojo Satoru.
What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? (can be silly, serious, or potatoes) Love, Life and Liberty. I can go through all the L's if I have these three.
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond skies with one hand waving free,
Silhouetted by the trees, circled by the circus sands --
With all memories and fate, driven deep beneath the waves,
Let me forget about today until tomorrow...




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always down for some gift giving!! ...Even the bad ones XDD

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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you.

Hmmm...I'd say like cheap romance tropes, bubblegum-pop, Mary Sue or Gary Sue characters, beige colors, that sort of abstract art that has no meaning and is just weird, and I recently rediscovered that I can't stand Family Guy (I'm sorry—Lois and the non-Stewie kids drive me insane XD)

Have any pet-peeves?

Weird gross sound effects some people make while I'm trying to hyper-focus on something (clicking nails, mouth sounds, AHHH) XDD

What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)

The colors red, black, and champagne-gold, for one! Heavy metal and deathcore (my fav bands are like Korn, Megadeth, Bullet For My Valentine, Ludovico Technique, Cannibal Corpse, Cradle Of Filth...) I also love Elden Ring and The Legend Of Zelda, aaaand my favorite movie is Labyrinth!

What's your favorite part about YWS?

Reviewing, a space to improve (and help others improve!), and just the community in general!

What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?

Oof—I have not put much up this year...I guess I would say Delirium, the Golden Shards stories, or maybe Evanescence?

What would you love to see in a worst-gift?

Anything! something artsy, something creative, even just a little flash-fiction to make me squirm—whatever you're feeling, go for it! <33

What's a strange fact about yourself?

I'm a crazy chinchilla lady, and can stay up writing until midnight with my little buddy, Ozzy, sitting on my shoulder XD I also wear a top hat on the regular, and I am now a pro at pig-flipping lol

Anything else you want to say?

I am not picky or judgey, and ahatever you decide to do, I am sure it shall be lovely—and terrible in all the best ways lol! :D <33

If YWS had an in-person convention / gathering, what food item would you bring to the carry-in potluck, and what activity would you hope to participate in?

OMG, funnnn, I would bring my special earl gray-lavender cupcakes and participate in whatever party game comes up!!

What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? (can be silly, serious, or potatoes)

I got nothing, sorry XDD
Last edited by Ravena on Wed Dec 03, 2025 2:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you.
neon green DISGUSTS ME 😭 so bright for no reason.... Miyuki from the DnA anime makes me soooo mad!! as much as it's such a classic i don't like the enemies to lovers trope... it's just so overused 😭
Have any pet-peeves?
when people try to help but just end up making things worse
What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)
i have a whole list of books i LOVE so-
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The Fort

Restart

The Giver

Small Spaces

Steelheart

Refugee

The House of the Scorpion

The boy in the striped pajamas

House arrest

Knockout

Hideout

Holes

Percy Jackson

All maze runner books

for fandoms i'll say Sonic (edit —>) & TWST (Floyd is best boy <3) since i'm in wayyy to many to pick and for music i like K-POP (SKZ, EN-, P1H,) Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Odetari, Ayesha Erotica
What's your favorite part about YWS?
the people <3
What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?
my MOTP work Mother
What would you love to see in a worst-gift?
i don't really know, this is first for me 🤔 Sanrio?
What's a strange fact about yourself?
i'm the fastest English learner in California!!
Anything else you want to say?
love everyone on here <3
If YWS had an in-person convention / gathering, what food item would you bring to the carry-in potluck, and what activity would you hope to participate in?
i would bring Tamales and hope to participate in karaoke
What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? (can be silly, serious, or potatoes)
Get bomb-barded with hearts!!!! *heart beams you*
*blows kiss*


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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you. colour pink, German language (old grudges never die), nonlinear equations, hot weather, enemies to lovers (and romantic stuff in general, yikes), pop music, brainrot, AI, Central European rap music, pastels
Have any pet-peeves? Slow walkers!!!
What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc) Welcome to Night Vale, The Amelia Project, Marauders era, Arcane, Raven Cycle, The Owl House, from world of music it's Bowie, Gorillaz, The Black Keys, and Queen, all shades of color blue and green, from world of cinema: Inception and Into the Spiderverse movies, MARVEL too, I guess?
What's your favorite part about YWS? I'M SUPPOSED TO PICK A FAVOURITE?! *ehm* Forums, I guess? I also spend a lot of time on People's wall and in pads and I'll forever be a Blog stan.
What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year? crows about surfing cow
What would you love to see in a worst-gift? Something so bad it will be awesome. Make me hate it. I'll love it.
What's a strange fact about yourself? When I laugh, it generally sounds like drowning seagull.
Anything else you want to say? YOU JUST LOST THE GAME, MUHAHAHA
If YWS had an in-person convention / gathering, what food item would you bring to the carry-in potluck, and what activity would you hope to participate in? Kofola and Horalky, krówki and my awesome presence (be grateful, traveling across Atlantic is expensive even in imaginary scenarios lmao). I would probably just eat bizzare amount of snacks and chat with everyone.
What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? (can be silly, serious, or potatoes) “If I have to spit on Einstein’s grave, I’m at least gonna do it properly.”
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Hahahaha I should do yours, Crow, and just write it completely in German (I won't tho since I never ever finished anything in time. So I will just observe from the sidelines =D)
“Are you serious?”
“Completely.”
“You’re telling me that you'll get to sleep on a king-sized bed while we have to share a tiny room with two bunk beds.”
“I want to sleep on top!”
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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you.

PINEAPPLES. THEY ARE THE LEGIT WORSE. They taste nasty. Can't eat them. They're just yucky. And people have them on pizzas??? GROSS. Like, don't get me wrong... I can get behind weird pizzas. Lord knows I've eaten shrimp and calamari pizza before and loved it. But pineapples? *shudders* WORSE. My kids have these happy dancing pineapple toys that they love to torment me with.

The way male characters in romance novels are described, with their piercing blue eyes and how their eyes glitter dangerously, and everything. Also the whole trope where the bad boys that don't laugh or have show any vulnerability -- EXCEPT with the love interest. Like, lolololol you having emotional constipation and not being able to express your feelings in a healthy manner is NOT the turn on that you think it is.

Have any pet-peeves?

Dealing with printers. People who write in an color text other than black. People meowing in my ear. People who look over your shoulder and read aloud the novel that you're working on. >.> Autocorrect.

What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)

Pigs, swans, birds, bird watching, crocheting, K-Pop Demon Hunters,


What's your favorite part about YWS?

Community

What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?

Conqueror Rising novel!

What would you love to see in a worst-gift?

...this is actually my first time doing this, so I have no idea???

What's a strange fact about yourself?

I own and live on a hay farm!

Anything else you want to say?

Um... FUN FACT: swans (and other birds, really) will actually eat rocks to help digest their food!

If YWS had an in-person convention / gathering, what food item would you bring to the carry-in potluck, and what activity would you hope to participate in?

Chocolate brownies! And, other than the meet and greet, I'd go to the write-ins for novelists. :)

What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? (can be silly, serious, or potatoes)

Always pick potatoes. Especially when they're ready to be harvested.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you

Kpop Demon Hunters, cliche stories like damsel in distress and knight in shining armor - stories with surprise twin sister/brother like OMG NOOO, green like neon colours, the saying: “thought so.”, literally olives in any italian dish, like stay out of it?

Have any pet-peeves? people talking right in your face, people acting as if you're not hearing someone, leaving cabinet doors or lights on, mimicking someone’s accent, slow drivers when I’m in a rush, using "LOL" in normal, in-person conversation

What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)

Dean Winchester - Supernatural. Harry Potter. Marvel. Action, Mystery, ROMCOM books and movies. Like a lot of cool movies! George Ezra, Nicholas Galitzine - songs. Pop music. Storygraph, it’s so cool for books!! Like Spotify for books.

What's your favorite part about YWS? The People’s Tab

What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?

Sunsets on Replay - NaPo Poem 2025

What would you love to see in a worst-gift?

Something creative, probably something really so bad, but I’ll still like it and most importantly laugh about it.

What's a strange fact about yourself?

I have never written a character who was bald. (Everyone seems to have AMAZING hair in my stories all the time)

Anything else you want to say? I will definitely regret participating, but at least I can say I’ve done it.

If YWS had an in-person convention / gathering, what food item would you bring to the carry-in potluck, and what activity would you hope to participate in?

Pasta Alfredo! And for activity would probably be jeopardy, it’s really cool!

What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? (can be silly, serious, or potatoes)

“Rich writers weaving riches will rarely reminisce, rewriting ridiculous Robinhood wrinkles”




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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you

Cringe movie scenes (the kind where people just stare awkwardly without saying anything, or say something super duper cringe, my eyes can’t...), paprika in food, milk powder you have to mix with water to make milk, and when people start a sentence and then cut it off with "No, never mind" (like you kinda have to finish that now).

Have any pet-peeves?
Nails scratching on paper/ black boards /dry skin.

What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)
Drawing and painting, chocolate, caramel popcorn, books, Marvel, HP, Good Omens, Supernatural, Stephen King Books, Wordle, rom-com’s, Friends, The Originals, equations, spotify, baking, holidays.

What's your favorite part about YWS?
The events

What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?
(Honestly, my napo poems of this year but how do I choose..) So, The Witches and The Boy

What would you love to see in a worst-gift?
No idea, anything really! (As long as there's something that I dislike just highlighted and emphasised~)

What's a strange fact about yourself?
I once did a rough calculation and I watch plus rewatch about 200 movies/series a year. Maybe less >.>

Anything else you want to say?
Verily, then - do your worst

If YWS had an in-person convention / gathering, what food item would you bring to the carry-in potluck, and what activity would you hope to participate in? Lasagna and I’d participate in charades!

What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? (can be silly, serious, or potatoes)
"Oh my my, cowboys vs aliens - someone note the time and date, this is a historical moment"
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Reminder that entries close tomorrow! I'll be sending out assignments on Monday :santa:
John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) The color pink, mint ice cream slander, the love triangle trope, the side character who dies just to give character development to the main character trope
Have any pet-peeves? People wasting my time (e.g., by flaking out on a meeting they requested :'))
What are some things you love? The Stormlight Archive series, fantasy and sci-fi books, crazy yet inevitable twists, detailed worldbuilding, mint green, electronic rock music, pop music in different languages
What's your favorite part about YWS? The community! Also the wacky things like a chicken genre and finding bit of wisdom and funny quips in the quote gen xD
What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year? I realize I hadn't published anything this year, so I just published this lol
What would you love to see in a worst-gift? Something that makes me laugh!
What's a strange fact about yourself? It's always the sock on my right foot that gets a hole in it first. Never the left.
Anything else you want to say? Thanks!! =D
If YWS had an in-person convention / gathering, what food item would you bring to the carry-in potluck, and what activity would you hope to participate in? Mint choc chip ice cream, of course! :P Activity: gushing/ranting about books together :3
What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? (can be silly, serious, or potatoes) "Potatoes are awesome ^-^"
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Entries are closed and folks are assigned!

Reminder that gifts are due by January 5th. Have fun!
John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

she/her | team monkeys | #unclassified




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All gifts have been delivered! If my notes are wrong and you for some reason did not receive a gift and should have, please reach out to me. Thank you for submitting all your delightfully terrible gifts, everyone! <3
John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

she/her | team monkeys | #unclassified



[while trapped in a bucket of popcorn] You know what the worst part is? It's not even butter. We're gonna be destroyed by... ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!
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