Welcome to the deli of reviews!
our menu:
We will definatly make a sandwitch out of these:
~Most short stories and novels, especially
-romantic short stories
-general fiction short stories
-adventure stories
~most non fiction things, although I'm probably not going to be very good. Just sayin'.
~Photos/drawings
We may or may not sandwitchatize these:
~Historical ficion
~sci-fi. If it has to do with space and aliens and lasers, then sorry.
~fantasy stories
The following will not under any circumstances be found on our menu:
~Anything about werewolves, vampires, or demons.
~Anything even mildly sexually explicit or filled with cuss words. We don't even read stories like that, much less comment on them.
~Lyrics or poems. Trust me, you don't want me to review these
~Fan-fiction
Our ingredients and condiments:
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Our goal is too make sandwitches that are delicious and nourishing, not harsh or discouraging.
Our special- NOVELS
We love novels; they are our favorites! However, we will only review 3 chapters of a novel. If we like it, then we will continue. However, if it doesn't appeal to us we will stop reviewing after 3 chapters.
Thank you for eating at the review deli!
DISCLAIMER: I noticed there are a lot of reviw ads that have to do with food. I am in no way copying anyone. I am not trying to steal your ideas; I just thought of this.
