I want to ban all of you

We have to stop with all of these 'I want to ban' threads because they're not constructive and they're not funny any more. I can't even tell which ones are supposed to be a joke and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

If you have a serious issue with another member of staff please, please bring it to me and it will be dealt with. We will and do give out temporary bans but while we're on that subject, please remember no moderator is ever banned. They are on vacation or retiring for a week. We only need to reveal staff bans to the members when it's permanent.

Alright, enough of that. I want you to use this thread to list a good reason why the moderator posting above you should NOT be banned.

Clearly you shouldn't be banned, as you're one of the only sensible mods posting at the moment. Thank you for being so professional. <3

PenguinAttack shouldn't be banned because she's a birdbrain. But that's cool because so am I and I don't want to be the only one.

Why do you get to be in charge of who can ban and who can't? You aren't the only one with banning powers, Rydia. >:(

Niteowl shouldn't be banned because she has a cool avatar.

Iggy shouldn't be banned because despite being a total brat at times, she works hard and is a productive member of this community.

Heather shouldn't be banned because we can't ban her until she comes to visit me.

Plus, who else can I blame when things to ka-blooey?

@Meshugenah shouldn't be banned because she's too short to matter.

I shouldn't be banned because I'm doing YWS a huge favour by exposing @StellaThomas ' true nature. You'll thank me one day.

Nope. I got nothing.

I think I've already established that Elinor Brynn should definitely be banned.

I'm going to be a doctor in a year's time. You can't ban doctors. We help people.