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fuck this girl!
Did you know what i mean?
Recently i picked up the girl.
Shall we go to the cinema or maybe i can buy flowers to yo?
nooo. she wants to introduce me to her friends. why?
ok. her first question: "Are you russian?"
Yes, my little dick-succer, i'm a russian. Problems?
at the end, she ask me a question. "did you have a facebook account?"
what? Facebook? Google? Youtube? Amazon?
nooo, i'm just a russian guy. and i don't want an internet, i want drink vodka, dance with a bears and wear my SHAPKA USHANKA!