Well, this is my first script. I just did it for the fun of it. Hope you like it! 
LOVE --ULTRAVIOLET
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ULTRAVIOLET
CARLY
SAM
EDWARD
BELLA
HARRY
RON
HERMIONE
TWIHARDS
ANTITWILIGHTERS
THERAPIST 1
THERAPIST 2
KIM POSSIBLE
SHEGO
DR. DRAKKEN
SCENE: ULTRAVIOLET at her house, gathered around the tree at Christmas.
ULTRAVIOLET: Oo…. My turn!
UV: Where am I?
CARLY: I’m Carly!
SAM: I’m Sam! And this is…
CARLY/SAM: ICARLY!
UV: Ugh… I hate this show.
CARLY: Today on Icarly we have… HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSI POP! Sam, bring out the tootsi pop.
SAM: I can’t do that.
CARLY: Why not?
SAM: Because I ate it.
CARLY: WHAT?! SAM!
VOICE COMING FROM CEILING: RANDOM DANCING!!
UV: I don’t want to dance randomly.
SAM: You will dance randomly or I will slap you with my salami!
UV: How did that even fit in there?
CARLY: Sam! We do not slap people with salamis!
UV: OK, that’s it, I’m out.
SAM: Oh no you don‘t!
UV: Now where are we?
SAM: It’s a good thing I keep emergency BBQ ribs in my other shoe.
BELLA: I’m clumsy!
SAM: Five second rule!
UV: Ew….
EDWARD: Bella, my love, my only reason for existence!
BELLA: Oh Eddyweddysnookywookyloveydovey….
BELLA: Oo… shiny!
UV: Gag me.
HARRY: Cedric? YOUR ALIVE!!!!!
EDWARD: My name is Edward. I’m a vampire.
HERMIONE: So the Avada Kedavra curse turns you into a vampire?
RON: Bloody hell.
BELLA: I’M CLUMSY!
HERMIONE: STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN! LEVICORPUS!
EDWARD: Bella! NO!!
EDWARD: Must…. Not…. Drink…. Human…. Blood.
EDWARD: Bella! What have I done?
EDWARD: Without you, I have no reason to live! I’m off to provoke the Volturi!
TWIHARDS OFF IN THE DISTANCE: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANTITWILIGHTERS OFF IN THE DISTANCE: WOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THERAPIST 1: Those people have issues. Well, I’m off to do business!
THERAPIST 2: WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!
DR. DRAKKEN: I shall now destroy the world!!!
EDWARD OFF IN THE DISTANCE: Please, Volturi, PLEASE KILL ME!
EDWARD OFF IN THE DISTANCE: NO!!! I wanted to die!!!!!!! NO. FAIR.
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Lalaland, No problem. I seriously did really like it.
LOVE --ULTRAVIOLET
I'm glad you all like my script. It was my first one. I had just been browsing the scripts forum thingy and was reading a bunch and got inspired. Anyways, thanks!
Heya
This was really great and seriously funny! I love how you've combined all of the different things without making it feel crowded. Well done.
Haha! I know exactly how you feel!
I haven't really got anything to critique at all here. I'm bad at it anyway, so I won't bother. This was seriously good! You should do some more; I would definitely read them.
Overall, this was majorly funny!
Well done and thanks for reviewing my short story, by the way!
~Lala
I love love love LOVE this!!!! You have accurately made all four show/movies hilarious by connecting them! I have never seen twilight but I can guess what's going on. Could you maybe PM me about writing script. I've always wanted to see what happens when Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz combines. Also Harry Potter and Big Time Rush!!! My favorite parts? When Sam pulls out a salami, the antitwilights cheer, and
"Cedric? YOUR ALIVE!!!!" That part was so-o-o-o funny that I spit out my water!
You make me laugh out loud!
~Sionarama
This was hilarious!
The iCarly bit was completely accurate... my sister loves to watch it, and I secretly pretend to hate it... >.<
It was very funny - even though incredibly random there was actually coherency O_o
Also, Bella was spot on. =|
<3
Er. That was certainely interesting. Lol. It made me laugh at the randomness. You should of had Homer Simpson in that though. It was funny. My favorite line:
EDWARD OFF IN THE DISTANCE: NO!!! I wanted to die. NO. FAIR.
That just cracked me up xD
~Jasmine Bells~
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