chapter 2 and 3 of my book

I'm uploading 2 and 3 together as 3 isn't really that long... enjoy

Chapter 2: WTF

These last two weeks have been the strangest I have ever lived and for only one reason: no one was fighting. All that the people were doing was fucking, which is not strange, but it’s the lack of fighting that has confused me. I mean some people fuck while fighting and even that wasn’t happening.

It is like living in another damn dimension the way these people are acting. Everyone is just being friendly. Maybe my speech has changed it all, though I doubt it. As I said everyone is just fucking. Even my wife is hornier than me - a first in, fuck, a long time, I’ll tell you that. Not that I’m complaining, dear God, no. But I will say that I have had half a mind to ask everyone what is going on, but I get worried that it might change everything and turn the whole planet into the opposite of what it is now. This seriously has never happened and naturally I am curious and concerned. I hope nothing stranger happens here on the planet while I am away for my trip.

The only time the people truly showed themselves was during Shit On Nuclear Rat Day, and that we did. Oh, we had a jolly good time. The rats tried to bite our asses to infect us, poor creatures, but as you know being immortal we can’t be infected. We even threw a parade with a float that had me shitting on a giant nuclear rat. A few women did a big dance for us with Amy leading and looking sexy, as always.

But none of that is important now, as today is the day of our big space trip. The people that are going are me, Amy, Larney, Seven (she is the smartest when it comes to space travel), Dillum, Shaun, Draconian, Skenter, Jople and Janet. Joey is left in charge as king, so I hope he has fun with that. Dear God I hope we find something worth going out for on this damn trip, but we will see, won’t we.

Our first stop will be where Wanglag once stood, as it is the closest planet. Our mission, if you can call it that, is to try and find any trace of the planet. Hopefully this may help explain why we were attacked for no reason by the inhabitants, even though they knew of our immortality. And also, just to try and find anything.

“So, my darling Sev, ready to go? All systems ready and all that bullshit?”

“Yaaa, daddy. Any music for the flight you want me to put on?” she asked me, already knowing the answer, but trying to sound casual.

“Of course, darling, but I think we should vote for what type, ay?”

“Hands up for metal,” she said from natural instinct. Everyone raised their hands, so she started us up with Cormorant - Trogan Horses. Everyone sat back and relaxed as the music started playing.

“So, darling, do tell, what bought on this trip? I mean, what made you decide we needed to go visit the universe?” Amy asked through her sexy lips, crossing her legs on my lap as she lay down in her chair.

“Well, we decided you needed to come ‘cause the universe has never seen how sexy you are,” I said staring at her sexy body “but the reason the trip came about was mainly because of you and your dreams. You have had that dream too many times I have started thinking that there must be something to them. I mean, it may just be a dream, but dreams always have meanings. Maybe it was because you are scared I may die on Drilpold, but that is impossible, so it could be a view of the future,” I finished when the engine started. “Remember when we used to fuck to this song? It was so fun, but alas, after fucking a few thousand times to the same song, it tends to get a bit boring. Oh, darling, you’re such an animal in the sack,” I said winking to her.

“DAD! Do we really need to hear this shit?” Seven asked me sounding embarrassed.

“Of course not, darling. Put on the headphones so you can listen to the music, ay? And anyway, when you and Dillum talk about this sort of shit, we don’t ask you to stop,” I said to her while rubbing Amy’s leg.

“Well, we have stopped talking about it in public, haven’t we?”

“Didn’t stop you from doing it in public, did it? We were all there last week, dear. We saw it. Don’t be ashamed, darling. Me and your mother have done it countless times,” I said grinning.

Seven is an exact replica of her mother; she just looks a bit younger. Her husband, sitting next to me and Amy, is about 6’5, 250 pounds and muscular as Hell. He’s a bit strange looking and had to impress the fuck out of me of why I should let him do my girl.

Next to him was Jople, holding hands with Janet, both with headphones on dancing to the music in their chairs and singing…. Just not that good at growling compared to Arthur.

Larney was next to them half listening to the music and half listening to what we were talking about. Shaun, Draconian and Skenter were talking amongst each other, typically (they are best friends and have always been in a group since their first day alive). No doubt they were talking about what we may find. At three thousand years old these young folk with their wild imaginations make me smile, which I was. Amy smiled back and I saw her beautiful pointy teeth. God love her.

As Blinded Colony – Need started I listened in on the trio’s conversation.

“I really wonder if this is why the king is taking us on this trip, just because of a dream. It must’ve been a very wild dream. I know he loves Amy, but I mean, a dream is a dream,” said Draconian.

“But you know what they always say, Drac, dreams always have meanings. I mean, they never actually saw the planets destroyed, did they? All they saw were pieces of the planets going all over the place. It doesn’t truly mean the planets were destroyed,” Shaun said seriously.

“That could be true, but it would be hard for them to hide for so long, I mean, what would explain that? These planets using some kind of invisibility shield or something? For five thousand years they are invisible? Seems impossible. I’m only coming at special request from the king, and because I have never seen space. I don’t expect to find anything at all. If we do, then good, but it won’t get to me if we come home empty handed,” Skenter said, skeptic of the impossible as usual.

“Well, Skent,” I finally piped in, “I know that you are always skeptical and I understand why you think that way. And, to be honest, I’m partly with you. I do not intend to find anything of importance, I do not wish to, but at the same time, I do wish to.

“Like you, I will not have any ill will if nothing is bought home. But you can’t say something has or hasn’t happened until you see for yourself, now can you?” I questioned. I saw the annoyance in his face as he tried to find a loop hole with what I had said, but he gave up and started listening to music with the rest of the group.

Edguy – The piper never dies just started. “Darling, all I am hoping to find is the answers to my dream. I mean, there must be a reason why I have the same dream every night. It can’t just be a coincidence anymore I mean having the same dream like three times yes that coincidence but you know how many times I’ve had my dream so,” Amy told me looking a bit disappointed at my views.

“Well, darling,” I said leaning her head close to me “we will find out when we get there, only time will tell.”

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“UH-HUH! I KNEW IT, YOU BASTARDS! YOU WONT TAKE ME ANYWHERE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW?! NOOOOOO! FUCKING HELL! GET AWAY FROM ME NOW! SOMEONE HELP!”

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“Good game! Had you going for a bit didn’t I? Do you think we should try again?” Skenter asked picking himself up and putting himself back together. We were in the Virtual Reality room doing a good old castle war game. Bloody Skenter scared me into thinking he was getting cut to pieces by the enemy, which was strange as I just destroyed them all two minutes earlier and the game continued until someone killed the other.

“Ok, but try to be serious this time. I don’t like seeing other people getting destroyed by chainsaws and looking like that unless I’m the one who does it,” I told him smirking. As we got ready to start a new game the door opened up.

“Can I have a game with you guys?” Amy asked walking in.

“Dear God, darling, sure you can, but play nice this time. No vampire killings, ok?” I said kissing her.

“Hehe, ok, but no chainsaw for you then,” she said running up to me, stealing my chainsaw and then pressing the button to start the game.

Into the game she ran with chainsaw blazing. We had to run in with speed before she had a chance to end the game straight away cause knowing her she would; the unfortunate thing is, she is even wilder with a chainsaw than I am, just not as brutal(and believe me there is a difference) and as a vampire, dear God, you don’t even want to see. Me with a chainsaw against her as a vampire no contest I would lose and I say that proudly.

I picked up a sword, which was lying next to a now dismembered corpse of a knight, and started my own rampage. I walked slowly across the drawbridge. Strangely I heard Amy in pain and when I looked up I saw her name had gone from the game.

“Amy died so quick? WTF?” In this game you get hurt like a mortal and when you die you are out of the game. “Um, Ams, how did you die so quickly?” I called out of the game to her.

“You will see, darling,” she replied laughing.

I continued on, killing knight after knight till I finally got to the tower. Opening the door I heard a roar.

Next thing I knew I was standing next to Amy. “What the Hell was that?” I asked her, seeing a big smirk on her face. “Darling, what was that?” I repeated confused.

“Hehe, just a dragon I installed. I made the bastard too hard, and even I couldn’t beat him. Do you think we should tell Skenter?”

“Nah. Let the boy find his own way around,” I said evilly.

We waited ten minutes and then finally Skenter came out with a big smile: he had won.

“Amy that dragon you installed was so damn lame. How did you both die against it?” he started laughing at our shocked faces.

“How the Hell did you kill him?” I asked still shocked.

“Well, I opened the door just a little bit, after hearing that roar, and then I screamed inside, calling it a horse fucker. It came barging out, but I quickly went to the side and when it started to slow down, I ran to the back of it and sliced it in half. I mean, you had a chainsaw and still died? Disgusting,” he walked out still laughing.

“Smart ass,” I said annoyed.

“You know my ass is smart too,” Amy said with a look in her eyes that I just love. “Perhaps you and it can talk for a while,” she said starting to undress. Yes, in the virtual reality room! A first ever…

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“So, have we found anything yet, Sev?”

“No, dad, we haven’t. Can you take the controls? I’m gonna head to bed, I’m tired,” she said with not one bit of tiredness in her voice. Knowing what she really wanted to do, I couldn’t say no.

“Yeah sure, honey,” I said with a kiss to and from her, “Have a good sleep,” I said trying to keep my seriousness. She walked to her quarters a bit too quick considering she was ‘tired’. Not even five minutes after taking the controls I heard screaming coming from the room.

Suddenly without warning the ship crashed. “DARLING! OH MY GOD! THAT WAS ONE HELL OF AN ORGASM! HOW DID YOU DO THAT AND SO QUICK?!”

Chapter 3: It’s so early but it’s happening now. WHY?

I awoke in complete darkness and screamed out.

“SILENCE, MORTAL. YOU CAN’T SEE US BECAUSE WE ARE IMMORTALS. WE HAVE BEEN HIDDEN FROM THE MORTALS FOR MANY YEARS,” a voice that sounded like Amy’s, but much deeper, roared at me.

“Me a mortal?! I think you are mistaken. Me, and everyone on this ship are immortal. We have been immortal for ten thousand years. Please tell me who you are and what makes you think we are mortal,” I said demandingly. I tried to feel in front of me but found that my whole body was frozen solid. The only part me that I could move was my head.

I tried to look around to find a clue of who or what was holding me in place, but could only see blackness. “Oh,” the voice finally said, “I assure you, you will find out who I am, soon enough. Until then, I will take this one with me. Keep in mind she will never be able to return to this time. I am sorry I have to do this, mortal, but time is time and we will find out soon enough in time, the moment we were meant to know about time,” as the last words were said I blacked out.

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“Darling are you ok?” That voice. Amy’s voice. How I love hearing her sexy voice. I stirred and opened my eyes to find myself in my bed on the ship.

It was a nice little room with the usual things in there though it is not as good as my office but still good enough as it has a vibrating bed, an extra large sound system and a 50 foot TV with a wide selection of holovideos.

I felt something on top of my body and found it was Amy kissing me with a worried look in her eyes. “Thank God. I was so damn worried,” she said with a now peaceful voice.

“Is he ok?” Seven said as she walked in, not at all surprised to see Amy lying on me.

“I think so, honey. Do you think we should tell him?”

“Tell me what?” I asked suspiciously after looking at the fear in their eyes. Something must be amiss. “Well…?” I said to get them to continue. “Just tell me! If it is very important, then I’m gonna find out soon, aren’t I?”

“Well, daddy, ummm… well, we are back on Tylon,” she said, looking surprised at what she said.

“Excuse me? How could we be back on Tylon so quick?” I asked, sitting up so quick that Amy nearly tumbled off the bed.

“We don’t know. The last thing we all remember was a voice talking to you and then we blacked out. When we woke, the ship door opened and in came Joey to greet us. We asked him how long it had been since we had left Tylon. He told us that two years have gone by.”

“TWO DAMN YEARS? HOLY SHIT! But I felt like I was out for one minute at the most. How can this be?” I pushed Amy off my body, than I picked her up quickly.

“Well, if I haven’t been with my girl for two years, I think its time to make up for it now,” I said making my way out of the ship and walking towards the castle Amy still in my arms.

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Two years later, Joey was still reigning as king over the planet, as me and Amy had had a lot of catching up to do.

One thing that really fucked with my mind was that not once in the four years away from the public eye, was there a fight, a war or anything to do with hate. We were all just happy. I became so confused, but still, I did not ask the public nor did Joe.

Nothing was discovered about our mysterious return to Tylon. It was told to us that one morning the ship had just appeared back on the planet. Once everyone was bought back to consciousness, the ship was searched high and low. This was done in the hope to find evidence regarding the trip that might help give some kind of an explanation as to what happened.

However, the ship revealed nothing and was found to be exactly the same as it always had been. And so it was my decision to go and try to finish the trip myself. Strangely, no one objected. Everyone was in favor, which worried me even more, but in the end I thought nothing of it.

Now, I wish I hadn’t gone on the second trip, oh God, I wish I hadn’t. Nevertheless, had I not done so, I never would’ve found out what God intended me to find out. It was horrible, but the truth always hurts no matter what. So read on about my evil trip into the dark recesses of space, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Well, maybe none of you will be scared, but look at it through my eyes. I was about to learn something that changed my whole life forever, and I don’t even know if it was for the better or the worse. DEAR GOD SAVE ME. Enjoy. Hehe.