Woke me up this morning feeling like a pirate
grab my eye-patch and my sword, I’m gonna rock this island
Up on deck, that’s where I strut with plenty of swagger
Cause no one messes with me, yo I got a dagger
talking bout
gonna go get some gold (gold)
treasure huntin’ never gets old (old)
You gotta be pretty bold (bold)
N-n-now
plunder some merchant’s ship (ship)
send them on a trip (trip)
laugh as their ship sinks…
chorus:
Yo ho! Hey let’s go!
Cap’n party on this boat
Tonight Im’ma fight
underneath the moonlight
Ahoy! Better watch for
Us pirates we’re hardcore, Aargh!
OOooooOOOO
OOOOooooOOO
repeat chorus
Ain’t got no manners at all, when I speak it’s all swears.
Ain’t got no home of my own, but the ocean’s right here.
And all the dudes are lining up cause they hear we’re fo’ show
But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Jack Sparrow
I’m talking bout
we drink til we fall down (down)
sea chanties our favorite sound (sound)
feet never touchin’ the ground (ground)
N-n-now
landlubbers getting scared (scared)
fight me if you dare (dare)
you better be prepared (pared0
Yeah yo looking scared…
chorus 2X
Bridge:
I blow things up
Burn houses down
while speaking in
a sweet accent
put your hands up
surrender now
go walk the plank
you are shark bait
I’ll blow you up
burn your house down
while speaking in
a sweet accent
put your hands up
put your hands up
put your hands uuuuuppppp!!!
spoken: now this ship’s not a-hopping til I'm on board
chorus to the end!!!!!
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This is really funny!! You're really good at making parodys!
Ha! This is AMAZING!!! Well done!!
When I read this, that song came on and i started singing your version instead of the original. amazing job. You certainly have a gift. Keep it up!
I sang this while listening to the song and its PERFECT i hope you make more parodies!!!
I just sang along to your "Poker Face"/coffee addict parody, so I definitely wanted to come and check this one out too. Good parodies are very difficult to write - I applaud you! Most of the lines fit just right with the original song. Weird Al could probably use your help for his next album.
I accidentally sang ur lyrics when the song came up on my i-pod
48!
this was awesome! very genius! matches TicTok exactly! well done.
46 likes!! Man, I'm like your stalker xD
Genius!
Pure genius!!! Haha I'm going to be humming this in my head all day!
Me. Too. And I would do caps like Timmy but then I'd have a panic attack xD
I LOVED this, I'm laughing so hard right now! I'm going to try and sing the words next time I hear it. That must have taken a lot of imagination. Your a genius!
A
hey thanks again to everyone for reading this piece! I'm currently filming a music video for it. @spike71294, walking the plank is just way for suspenseful.
By the way if anyone does write a parody I'd be happy to help/critique!
Wow! This was halorious. I can't stand the origional but I am in love with this version. Also, I tried writing a parody of a couple songs and it is a lot harder than it looks so you did a really good job!
This was fantastic! I could actually imagine kesha singing this in a pirate video lolz!
And by the way it's a myth that pirates made people walk the plank in order to kill them.
Actually they just threw them off board.
But that's so boring isn't it?
Lol this was pretty funny, I was actually laughing in real life and singing to it. Good job there lol.
I think maybe you could elaborate more as to why they are pirates. This is just a straight up "I'm pwnage" rap which isn't particularly original in terms of theme. However, your execution is and hence I'm giving you a "like".
Good luck lol.
36! OH MY GOSHNESS! I feel like a stalker, this is like the third time I've commented on this, lol.
Definatly worth a 'Weird Al Yankovic' Rating
The stealthy-nom-nom-stealer (thanks, nova. :3) loooooves this!
I'd LOVE if they really made a parody of this. I will totally listen to it all the time!
Do you mind if I show my friends? I'll give you credit and all, but I just want to see them laugh their butts off
Hehehehehehehe, Great Job!!
The entire time I was readin' this, the beat of the songs was in my head and the singer's voice was saying the lyrics!:lol: I was smilin' like a fool! xp Very clever! You have to make another!
It also reminded me of the "Go Cops!" version they made of this song too. :]
GAZILLION LIKE! That was brilliant!
Woah! You've gotten 28 likes! That's crazy! Well, you deserve it!! Lol
ahahahah! so funny! LOL.
Hey! So I'd like to thank everyone for the positive comments. And for the comment about how "sinks" doesn't really fit that well, I sort of envisioned it being said kind of low and dropped off at the end and all synthesized-y so it fit better if that makes sense. Oh, well! Thanks again!
Ha!! Nice!!! I totally agree with captain.classy. You are the next WeirdAl!!
I tip my hat to you!
This was really cute! I actually played this to the song and it was 98% accurate!!!
Good job and Keep writing!
-Jane
THis is pretty stunning, I wouldn't have come up with something quite this good after a million efforts.
I'm jealous of your excellence 
*Likes*
I was singing along witha a karaoke version ( in my head of cousrse). Great stuff, i really enjoyed it!
(Thumbs up) ~Tamara
That was hilarious! I absolutely loved it!
~~I loveee thiss(: I'm going to have it stuck in my head all dayy!
This is so CLASS! How do fowk come up with this? you are a total genius!
Awesome! Any slip-ups meter-wise are more than made up for in raw hilarity. Some of those rhymes crack me up uncontrollably. Love it. Just love it.
Haha!!! This is BRILLIANT!
Can't stop laughing. I pressed "LIKE". You have got some talent gal.
This is awesome! Great job - I know a lot of people think parodies are easy, but they're really not, and this is really good!
Good Luck, and keep parody-ing! (I don't thing that's a word... oh well...)
~Mo.
You're amazing at song re-writing
I love this! Thanks so much for posting! It just made my day!
Its brilliant!!!! 100% original!!!!
LOVE IT
~smexx
This is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than the original!
*laughs*
This is brilliant, nothing else to be said.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS PURE AMAZINGNESSSSSSS!!!! HAHAHA!! MY FRIEND IS OVER AND WE WERE JUST BOTH SINGING ALONG TO IT!!! HAHA! SHE'S PUTTING THE TIK-TOK KARAOKE AND WE'RE ABOUT TO SING IT!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! DEFINETELY A LIKE!
~Jasmine Bells~
Peace, Love, Writing and Music
P.S. Sorry for all CAPS lol
I'M. IN. LOVE.
I love you so much for this. The original song used to play all the time in Applebee's, and I couldn't stand it. Next time I hear it, though, I'm gonna think of this. Awesome.
I was giggling so hard when I was reading this. Hahahaha! I still can't get over it! Could you PM me if you make any more of your mad parodies? I absolutely LURVE it!
Haha. This is so cool. Definitely a like here. *clicks 'like*
This is amazing! I loved it so much! I'm gonna sing this instead!
Nike
Being a captain, I appreciate this greatly.
You are the next weird AL. (:
Amazing! I am laughing so hard right now. This time I actually got the song playing right with it, it fits! I can't stop laughing with this one. You had a hilarious bridge, and the song makes sense,(which alot of parodys don't) and everything about it is so funny. I wish I could write stuff like this, I give you props. Great job, and keep up the good work!
Teddy
Lol, this was brilliant! It would be even cooler if you made the lyrics written in the way a pirate would sing it, but...this was awesome. Some lines don't flow smoothly, but I'm sure this was very, very hard. Great idea. Love it! Keep up the good work-
KD
Hahaha, dude, I loved this! It was pure genius! You've got mad skills man, my props go to you and only you! I loved the Jack Sparrow line, and the daggers one, oh, oh, oh and the surrender part! I loved it all! *becomes a loyal minon to your all-mighty-song writing-awesomeness...ness* P.S. The laugh as their ship sinks part could be changed to laugh as I sink their ship or something that rhymes with that so it would flow better. *poofs*
This. Is. EPIC!
Do you care if I use this as my signature? I'm going to anyways.
I love it. *Liked*
" Cause no one messes with me, yo I got a dagger "
I don't know why, but that line made me giggle pretty loudly... I'm in a giggly mood. That was a pretty funny song parody, much better than most Tik Tok parodies I've seen.
"N-n-now
plunder some merchant’s ship (ship)
send them on a trip (trip)
laugh as their ship sinks… "
The last line in there kind of ruins the continuity, in my opinion. Otherwise this was good. ^-^
- Caitlin
Hahahahah you're a genius, I am in awe of your raw brilliancy. *Gets down and bows*
OMG!!! I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS!!! I LOVE IT!!! I WAS SINGING ALONG TO IT!! Hey, could I take it to school and show my fellow pirates and we could sing along? I'd give credit to you of course! Its just so awesome!