Hi there! So here's my most recent parody. Not sure if I'll do another one anytime soon. Trying to focus on my other projects. Or not. Oh well, here it is. I'm having troubles with a couple lines in the bridge. suggestions?
Muh muh muh muuh 5X
verse 1:
I would like a grande mocha frappuccino please
hold the whip, I cannot take those extra calories
coffee is the best thing used to study through the night
and who’s to say that coffee’s not an afternoon delight?!
OOOooOOOOOoooooOOOOoo
I like it hot; drink coffee a lot
OOOoooOOOoooOOoooOo
I like it hot; drink coffee a lot
chorus:
I need my
I need my
Oh yes, I need my coffee break
(she has got to find a Starbucks)
I need my
I need my
Oh yes, I need my coffee break
(she has got to find a Starbucks)
C-c-c-coffee break c-c-coffee break
Muh muh muh muuh
C-c-c-coffee break c-c-coffee break
muh muh muh muuh
verse 2:
make my coffee black as strong as it can go
Then later I’ll have a latte that is topped with extra foam.(I love it)
poetry slams are not the same without a mug
and offices the way those people drink it’s by the jug
OoOOOOOOOooooOOooo
I like it hot, drink coffee a lot
OooooOOOooooooOOOo
I like it hot, drink coffee a lot.
repeat chorus
c-c-c-coffee break, c-c-coffee break
muh muh muh muh
c-c-c-coffee break, c-c-coffee break
muh muh muh muh
muh muh muh muh
muh muh muh muh
bridge:
I’m gonna take a chocolate scone
for here or home
maybe a muffin, I ain’t bluffin
I need some grub to go with my coffee in the morning
Just like a girl who is too weary
without my coffee I am scary .
Just promise me, just promise me
you’ll give me this latte for free.
repeat chorus 3X
and c-c-c-coffee break it to the end!!!!!!!!
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Another masterpiece by thehobbitgangster!
Sorry, this isn't a proper review. I just thought I'd drop by and leave a comment. Even if this was a proper review, I wouldn't be able to find much to critique anyway. So yeah, you rock basically.
I adored your 'US Pirates We're Hard Core' lyrics. They were seriously immense! I reckon that these are even better though. Your lyrics are so funny and original. Seriously well done!
Make sure you write some more of these, for the sake of mankind.
xoxo Skins
Oh. My. Gosh. This is AMAZING!!! I love you. I really do. You just made my life a whole lot better.
Ok so poker face is my favorite song ever and so is lady gaga but whatever I liked this parody too (quite unusual of me- don't like my favorite things to be made a mockery.)
You did a pretty well job
Love it!!
Hi I just saw the video. Its nice. But there's one thing i would like to add. Can you add lyrics too as the sound is not that much clear. Then it would be all set.
Ha ha! I loved it!
Like other before me I too read this while listening to Poker Face on my iTunes.
Thanks for the laughs! Great video also...
This has to be my favorite parody so far! Definitely a like for this one!
Wow, you put a lot of work into your vids too! Nice job with them. Loved your facial expressions.
I think I love this. And I don't even like coffee. xD
I read this while I was listening to Poker Face, too.
I've got nothing to nit-pick about this one. Good job. The song flows well. I envy you.
Your song parodies are the best, keep writing them. :]
Laughed the whole way through! On the dot hilarity.
Haha, ok, despite my highly refined cultural sensibilities this one gave me a healthy chuckle. If I were to make a parody of something like this it would just end in violence and tears. Thanks for the guffs.
Its awesome though I din't read whole but I know it was good from the beginning and some mid-parts i read. Please don't stop making parody's. Yo're absolutely brilliant at it. And try Love Story or You Belong with me once. Would like to see where it goes.
Thanks!
Hobbit gangsta! You've done it again!!!! How do you make up such amazing parodies?!! Seriously, you should sing them and put them on youtube, litterally.
I LOVE your parodies, its like, you just know how to make every song HILARIOSE, I sang it as i read and it fit perfectly: likes
LOL! This is such a hilarious parody, how in the world did you think of it? It's extremely cute and so just so darn kitschy, it gets stuck in the head. This parody, I think, describes how every college student/adult feels every day.
Congragulations on perfection.
This is great!
I played "Poker Face" on my iTunes while I was reading through, and most of it fit just perfectly. The only parts I wasn't able to make fit with the song on the first try were the first couple of lines of the second verse and part of the bridge.
I loved this, though. I can just imagine all the people at my school singing this while they're walking around like zombies, clutching their coffee mugs.
That is probably the funniest thing I have seen in a while. I'm practically addicted to coffee so this is like my theme song
Awesome!
I knew this was going to be featured as soon as I saw this.
They lyrics are hilarious, and they all fit perfectly with the song. Where do you get your ideas, lol? When Tik Tok got stuck in my head a day ago, the song had your pirate lyrics.
~KD
I can't stop laughing! I loved everything from beginning until the end. It was funny! Make more parodies, please! hehehe. I really loved the chorus part!
You just made my day.
Keep up the good work!
Peace out!
By the way, congratulations to have your work featured.
Thanks ya'll for the comments! I suppose I'll just have to live with the bridge for now, but don't be surprised if I edit it. @Thegirlwholived, I wrote it...
I. Love. You. Where. Did. You. get. This.
Once again you have created another master piece! *Hits like button.*
This was awesome! Great job!
YOU!
You have got to be one of the best Parody writers on the face of the planet!! This was hilarious!! The best part is that I know Poker Face quite well and I can't stand the song! You made my life soooo much better! Whenever I hear that song on the radio, I'll just sing this instead
Keep doing what you do! And maybe PM me with your next one if it isn't too much of a bother?
*Applauds*
THIS WAS GREAT!
laughed my head off and sang along!
Great stuff
I also liked your Tik Tok parody!
~Tamara
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I really liked this. I usually don't like parodies because they seem so pointless and it's too much like a mockery of someone else's work, but I don't even care right now.
This really made me laugh. 
Sorry I can't help you with the bridge, but I didn't see any major problems with it.
LOL Loved it! I almost ROFL! hahaha... superb work!
This was so awesome. hahahah I love it!
Haha, this is hilarious.
*liked
Awesome!
-applauds-
100% Brilliance!