Hello, friend!
To be honest, I wasn't sure I was going to like this story - I'm not a big fan of the post-apocalyptic theme, but then it went in a direction I was not expecting at all! Your story started out sad, then got really funny, and then became sad again, but I really enjoyed reading something so different and unexpected! Kudos on your creativity!
Now for the nit-picking...
[And so it did on a Monday afternoon.]
I like this sentence, and the use of description with the "Monday afternoon" bit, but I think it needs a comma to really kick up the drama. You could also turn up the drama by putting this on its own separate line:
"If this rule is not enforced, the community will collapse.”
And so it did, on a Monday afternoon.
“I still remember the day it happened as if it was yesterday."
[I still remember the day it happened as if it was yesterday.]
This guy is a little awkward... Too much use of the word 'day': "I still remember it as if it were yesterday."
[There was no water, barely any food, we the people were suffering and so were the animals.]
Another awkward sentence: "There was no water, and barely any food; the suffering was shared by humans and animals alike."
[The man began to speak, but people started to throw objects and rotting food at him.]
Maybe 'continued' would be a better word? He had already begun, especially if he had also listed all his ideas.
[Other men started to beat him, hours later, he bled out.]
Another awkward one, plus it's a missed opportunity for some great imagery! Try something like:
"More and more furious people came forward to beat the helpless man. The cracking of his bones was intermingled with the sounds of angry yelling, and as the crowd began to disperse, he was left alone in the street. The poor man lied there, unconscious in a pool of blood, until life eventually slipped away from him."
A little more graphic, but it paints a picture, yeah?
[Then one day a child walked up on the land and things began to change drastically.]
More missing commas, and I think this one could also be on a separate line for added drama: "Then one day, a child walked up on the land, and things began to change drastically."
[As the boy walked, flowers began to grow, trees emerged from the ground saying hello, music began playing, rivers formed, and other features.]
GREAT sentence, until "other features." I'd either wrap it up by saying: "...music began playing, and rivers formed." Or by readjusting the last bit: "...rivers formed, and all manners of other life sprang forward."
[Suddenly a small creature jumped on his leg and began crawling on him, he freaked out and started running everywhere, but he then heard a scream.]
Run-on sentence, plus you had just used "started running everywhere" a couple of sentences ago. These can easily be separate sentences: "Suddenly, something jumped on his leg and began crawling up. The boy freaked out and tried to run frantically, but when he felt something underfoot, he heard a scream."
[“I-I think so, I think you stepped on my rib and punctured a lung, but I should be okay, I mean I’m not squished.”]
Another run-on: "I-I think so, I think you stepped on my rib and punctured a lung. But I should be okay; I mean, I’m not squished."
Also, remember that every time someone new speaks, you need a line break
[“Yo dog, I really appreciate you saving my butt out there- please let me make it up to you by giving you this enchanted necklace.]
I'm not sure this bit about the necklace is necessary... He never uses it, so it just kinda seems like a big useless detail.
[The boy woke up frightened.]
I think it would be beneficial to mention that it's still nighttime... I was pretty confused when they all went to sleep again and then later they awoke in the morning, haha:
"The boy woke up in the middle of the night, frightened."
[I then stumbled upon this land and found you generous figures.]
"Generous figures" is super awkward.. Sometimes it's okay to use "blah words" lol.
[“Aight! That's a little sad, I’m sorry ya had to go through that! We will definitely help ya, we owe it to ya for saving our boy! But first what do we needa’ do?“ The Derps all spoke. “Oh my, thank you for your kind gestures! We must set rules and regulations in order for this to work. So let's get started!”]
This was pretty confusing, I thought the Derps said all of this. Here's a revision idea:
"The Derps all spoke: “Aight! That's a little sad, I’m sorry ya had to go through that! We will definitely help ya, we owe it to ya for saving our boy! But first what do we needa’ do?“
The boy replied happily, “Oh my, thank you for your kind gestures! We must set rules and regulations in order for this to work. So let's get started!”"
[A whole day went by quickly, playing and exploring their land.]
This whole paragraph was hilarious, but this sentence feels like it's missing something: "A whole day went by quickly as Patrick and the boy played and explored their land."
[The Derps were even looking for their long lost friend, knowing that he was gone forever because of what they've done.]
Not really *long*-lost; he's only been gone since yesterday. Also I'd probably change "they've" to "they'd" - keeps the piece in the past tense.
[He heard their screams and cries but he couldn't stop himself, he was filled with satisfaction knowing they were suffering like Patrick had. Finally they were all dead, he had gotten his revenge,and showed them the attention they craved so badly. He had one last statement.]
Great imagery, but you've got more run-ons. I'd probably break these up with a semicolon or a hyphen:
"He heard their screams and cries but he couldn't stop himself - he was filled with satisfaction knowing they were suffering like Patrick had. Finally they were all dead; he had gotten his revenge, and showed them the attention they craved so badly."
Sorry it's so long hehe. Overall I really liked this story! I might've liked to know what the Derps look like, and I can already tell you've got the descriptive powers to explain them, but it does add a little mystery to the strangeness to not know for sure.
Keep writing! I hope to read more weirdness from you!
-Bagel
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