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Okay, first off, I love all the intended puns. It's made my day, as a lover of all things involved in this skit.

Onto my critiques: You have a slight punctuation misstep in "and then I was feeling pretty salty until, I saw my girl pepper get out out of that truck." The comma after until isn't needed. Secondly, the stage directions are in brackets the first two times, and the rest of the skit they're in parentheses. Consistency is needed. In my read-through, the last three lines of the teacher's annoy me slightly. All the periods could be changed to commas and it would improve flow a bit better. One more critique: the "Dang it!" of the teacher's isn't doing anything for me, especially not with all those exclamation points. Just some personal opinions of mine.

Overall, great job and keep writing!

OMG I LOVE PUNS AND THIS MADE MY DAY I NEED MORE THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Radrook here to provide some feedback. Please note that if I offend it is totally unintentional since my motive is to help not annoy. Typos are caused by my lazy eye that makes me see two keyboards. That having been said here we go:

I greatly enjoyed this composition concerning a student who is late to class and his teacher who demands a reason why. I like how the student leads her on with explanations that include food.

The reaction of the teacher after each inane explanation adds to the hilarity as does his ignoring her completely and plowing ahead with his explanation. The best part for me was when the teacher seems to lose control and starts using language in the very humorous way described.

Very inventive and creative. Never occurred to me to twist language around that way! LOL! But it goes to show how we can make something creative and the situation used need not be elaborate, Just have mere conversation between two people can provide plenty of drama. Thanks for sharing this humorous piece. Looking forward to reading more of your work-especially those with a humorous angle like this one.

Hey preston7,

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and then I was feeling pretty salty until, I saw my girl pepper get out out of

that truck.

When I worked at a grocery store my friend and I would stock the isles and make food puns and make customers look at us weirdly. I feel that you have captured the true aura of good (and bad) food puns. You, my dear sir, are a true hero. I apple-laud you.

The salt and pepper line... that pun is a bit wilted around the leaves, if you (marshm)allow me to be so blunt. You may want to re-cummin-sidder that one. Also, although the teacher sounds eggsellently flummoxed by the end, one of her sentences gives the reader a bit of a stop, which is always terrierable in a story (that is an animal pun but bear with me. I'm not the beast with puns, so I have to use a wilder otter-illary).
"You could've used egg again, what am I saying!" could be butter rephrased to "You could've used egg again... wait, what am I saying?!" or some other substitute.

Thank you for aloe-ing me to critique this eggcellent story, keep on writing!
-The guardian of Autumn and flying foxes, and aviary bad animal puns.