Published May 13, 2006
THE PLANE WAS BIG. SNAKE WAS ON IT.
He snuck on becuz a killer assssasssssin snuck him on. he jumped on becuz revolver ocelot came on and was like "LOL I HIJACK JOO!" and Snake ended up not being able to kill him, so he set his PS2 timer ahead for about 2 months and he died of old age.
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...er, why is somebody reviving this obviously great piece of literature?
*Locked*
God some of you are too uptight for your own good. Its a blatant joke. The guy got bored and decided to mess with some MGS fans so he wrote this. Kudos on the title. I loved the every last word of that epic paragraph. Thank you
um... wow, i hope this is just a joke.
If not im gonna say this, scrap the writing. Just leave it with the title for us to let our own imaginations rewrite the story to our own preferences.....
"Assssasssssin" is spelled assassin, only 4 's', not 3 nor 5, 6 is right out...
Also "becuz" is spelled because, we don't use chatspeak in our writing.
Run on sentence, with the revolver ocelot sentence. And i'm guessing snake's life is controlled by a random PS2 he is plugged into.
That was terrible, and if you are going to do something like that (which you can) make sure it is posted in the randomness forum, or something of that sort.
wow. that was bad.
you needed to expand the moment more, dont be so literal
metaphors are your friends.
TBR: I think this is a joke.
Well, I hope it is anyway.
The Metal Gear series has some really good characterisation - I may just have to put aside my fanfiction prejudice and have a go at writing a story about it...
Hee hee. The title was remarkably clever. So, bonus points for that.
Wow... you kind of stink.
Where are my eye gougers?
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SNOINK SAVE ME