Top 100 Things We Can't Live Without

Hey there graphiteshimmer. It's just lizzy dropping by real quick, so without a further ado, let the reviewing begin.

My main issue with this 'work' is that it is not in fact what I would consider a literary work. If you want reviews on something, which you do because what other reason would it be in the green room, it implies to the passerby that it can actually be reviewed. That the piece can be compared to another work of a similar genre or something. I see no practical way to review this, just thought I should put that out there before I tried.

If this was in fact intended as something sightly serious to be published through the publishing center, please ditch the emoticons out the window. I don't even know how to make sense of this work but at this point emoticons aren't really hurting it. I think this would really be something better suited for the lounge or maybe even the random section. You know the forum sections? And did you even write the list? Or has it been copy/pasted from somewhere? I'll just assume that you actually wrote it.

Now if you were in fact a 3 day old new user posting something like this, I would just sigh and explain things. But you're not. You've been around for a bit and I'm guessing you've gotten a hold of the green room. I mean were you expecting to get serious reviews like this one or some funny review about how cool this is like the one below. I'd really like to know what your goal was with publishing this whole thing because I admit you have me stumped.

You keep mentioning how the reader needs god. Which I can see how you bring that up over and over again, trying to say the common theme in jokes on tumblr. Like we're all sinners but I find it sort of offensive. Not because I'm religious, which I'm not, but you're going to be pissing someone off with all of this stuff thrown together.

To me it's really poorly done as a list of things needed in life. There's not really any way that it's organized besides the numerical descending order. I'd think you would have maybe grouped stuff together to make more sense but it all seems random. I also don't understand the asterisks because there's no guide at the bottom explaining what they meant. And I would actually like to know, no matter how much I disliked this.

And you were obviously going towards a certain audience with this content. But I really don't know who you were aiminbfor because it's so mixed. At first I think you were just aiming for teenagers in general but then I didn't know. And I still don't really know because you mixed in slang and references to a specific group of people. So if you could please just clear all that up.

So to summarize all that I've said up there, I really don't think this is best for the literary section. If you do put it there, maybe try and clean it up a bit. Sorry if I couldn't find anything nice to say.
Have a good night.
Lizzy
The Queen of the Book Clubs

Hey, Mem here for a review

Loving the lists so keep them coming xD

Nitpick counter:1

I can live without Bae (but no one else can apparently)
Ghetto Mexican Bowling Alleys are the best you must agree
there are never enough Donald Trump Memes
Im part of 27 group chats tyvm
you forgot Harambe

actually thats my review YOU FORGOT TO MENTION HARAMBE
HOW COULD YOU

Keep being Fab and Hilarious

~Mem

DUDE HARAMBE IS MY LIFE.

They say no smoking in the Cincinnati Zoo, yet they smoked my boy Harambe.

And what about books? The internet? Joe Biden memes? Earbuds, to block out the idiots?

Well, there goes the last bit of my soul. This is gold, that's all I can say. I honestly would love to see you take this list and make a poem about it.

Oh gosh help I'm dying...XD lol *dies laughing*