Jacob Black's War with a Mozzie

by barefootrunner

Published December 3, 2011

In Poetry

Yo, mozzie, buzzin bout my bed,
the name's Black - Jacob Black,
an' if by midnight ye ain't dead,
then I'm a bit o' dental plaque.

Smack!

Ye demmed thing, I'll getcha!
'cos the name's Black - Jacob Black,
an' on this very night I metcha,
I'm not gonna be some bloodsucker's snack!

Bang!

Aw, bludy hell that stung!
but the name's Black - Jacob Black,
an' before midnight, ye bit o' dung,
I'm gonna give ye a bludy good whack!

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dogs
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dogs wrote a review Review · Dec 4, 2011

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This just made my day! Oh, Twilight... Oh jacob.... may i quickly point on Taylor Lautner looks like a pug and i have no idea why anyone in their right mind would think him "hot". I really love the first line, definitely my favorite.Keep up the good work BareFoot!



TuckEr EllsworTh :smt032

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ladymarmalade commented Comment · Dec 4, 2011

So interesting and well written, not to mention incredibly funny! I loved how quick-witted and jumpy it was. I wasn't sure what I was reading at first but I got it by the end. Great job!

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demib
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demib commented Comment · Dec 4, 2011

from the way this was written it is definitly dramatic and by the words you are a jacob black lover right there. beautifully written kind of funny but work on how your rhythem flows.Keep that pencil Flowin!

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MiniAliceSciuto commented Comment · Dec 3, 2011

This. Is. Amazingly. Awesome :')

Wow! Imaginative doesn't describe it! How did you come up with this idea? It's hilarious but so good :)



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